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Rapper Arrested on Drug Charges

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 2, 2010 - Comments (6)

The rapper T.I. and his wife were arrested Wednesday night for allegedly possessing controlled substances. The whole incident resulted from a routine traffic stop. During the stop, police said, they smelled an odor of marijuana coming from the couple’s car. (CNN) This is the type of news that creates disillusionment among the general population. If ... Read More

Old People Bitter About Being Old

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 2, 2010 - Comments (8)

A recent study suggests that older people enjoy reading or hearing news about negative stories about their younger counterparts. The study concludes that older people feel this way because seeing younger people deal with misfortune make them feel better about themselves. “Living in a youth centered culture, they may appreciate a boost in self-esteem. That’s ... Read More

Eclipse Made Me Lose My Girlfriend

Written by Sarcastic Sage on September 1, 2010 - Comments (9)

So one day my girlfriend calls me and tells me that she saw the movie Eclipse and she tells how badly she hates Bella for loving Edward and Jacob at the same time. The next day she tells me that she feels like she’s Bella too and that she loves one more guy apart from ... Read More


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Society

Doctor Plays Santa and Dies

Police have recovered the decomposing body of a doctor who tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s house through the chimney and got stuck. Internist Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, had been reported missing on Thursday, Bakersfield, California, police said in ... Read More

World

The Elegance of an Authoritarian Government

Some villagers in Eastern China are being forced to change their last names because the names are written with characters so rare that they cannot be typed. The residents had no problem when identity cards, driving licenses and other documents ... Read More

Entertainment

Bad Economy? The Situation Certainly Doesn’t Think So

‘The Situation’ is a familiar name to anyone who spends even a few minutes a day watching educational television. And he seems to be doing OK for himself, despite all the ridicule he suffers. Even though most people are eking ... Read More

Government

Fret Not, Nepotism Is Alive and Well

Representative Eddie Bernice Johnson has been caught giving charitable scholarships, associated with the Congressional Black Caucus, to family and the relatives of an aid. Todd Gillman, The Dallas Morning News’ Washington bureau chief, told “AC 360″ that new documents show ... Read More

Money

Michael Lohan – Entrepreneur

That’s right, Lindsay Lohan’s father has plans to do for others what he couldn’t do for his own daughter–help them recovery from addiction by opening  a rehab center. “But I have my entire team of therapists in place and the ... Read More

Health

Talking to Teenagers Has Become Even More Difficult

A recent study has revealed that 20 percent of teens are suffering from loss of hearing; the percentage has gone up substantially in recent years. Experts are blaming digital music players which are used in conjunction with earbuds. The reasoning ... Read More

Technology

Anti-Aircraft Laser Unveiled

The U.S. firm, Raytheon, has made science fiction fans cream their pants by unveiling their new anti-aircraft laser. The Laser Close-In Weapon System (CIWS) can either be used on its own or alongside a gunnery system. In May, the laser ... Read More

Advice

I hate the people I work with

I hate the people I work with, they are a bunch of pricks. However, I can’t find another job at the moment. How can I deal with these stupid people at work? -Ana Dear Ana, It is important to realize ... Read More