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Brockovich to cure mystery illness

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 27, 2012 | Comments (4)

At a small-town high school in western New York, there is a baffling outbreak of symptoms among girls. More than a dozen girls at the Le Roy High School have developed strong physical twitches as well as verbal outburst (not unlike touerret’s) since last fall. Officials have ruled out environmental factors after some testing. The ... Read More

School lunches becoming less dangerous

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 27, 2012 | Comments (3)

We always hear about how school food in the United States is horrifically unhealthy. Well, finally someone is doing something about it. Thanks to the USDA and the First Lady, Michelle Obama, school lunches will be getting a healthy makeover very soon. The new regulations going into effect put a minimum weekly requirement for healthier ... Read More

Mark Wahlberg could have saved The World Trade Center

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 19, 2012 | Comments (8)

This is news to me but Mark Wahlberg was scheduled to be on one of the hijacked 9/11 planes which crashed into the World Trade Center; but that was before he changed his flight in order to attend the Toronto Film Festival. In a recent interview with Men’s Journal, Marky Mark Mr. Wahlberg noted that ... Read More

One of the major worries of pot-heads goes up in smoke

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 11, 2012 | Comments (12)

A new study has revealed that a few hits on the bong once in a while won’t have any detrimental effects on the lungs. It turns out that based on several measures of lung functions, after the use of marijuana, there are actual improvements found in how the lung operates. Even though there are obvious ... Read More

NASA finally does something worthwhile

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 3, 2012 | Comments (4)

As you may have heard, the Mayan Long Count calendar ends on December 21, 2012, and many doomsday proponents point to this as a sign of the coming apocalypse; however, NASA astronomers have come to the rescue and are pointing out that there is nothing to be worried about. According to the ancient Mayan calendar, ... Read More

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Society

Cheyenne teen shoots hole in Starbucks wall

Patrons, as well as police officers, who were at a Cheyenne, Wyoming Starbucks on Monday were jolted out of their morning stupor by a gunshot. The gunshot was not from a disgruntled employee or a common criminal, but rather from ... Read More

World

Chinese satellite navigation system is online

Chinese government officials have confirmed that the country’s satellite navigation system, called Beidou, is now operational. For now, the system only covers China; however, the announcement said that China plans for have free global coverage by 2020. This development, of ... Read More

Government

Virtual U.S. embassy a bust?

As some of you may have heard, the United States, in an attempt to start a dialogue with Iran, launched a web-based “embassy” earlier this week. Unfortunately, this grand gesture from the United States did not lead to a Skype ... Read More

Entertainment

Mark Wahlberg could have saved The World Trade Center

This is news to me but Mark Wahlberg was scheduled to be on one of the hijacked 9/11 planes which crashed into the World Trade Center; but that was before he changed his flight in order to attend the Toronto ... Read More

Health

Brockovich to cure mystery illness

At a small-town high school in western New York, there is a baffling outbreak of symptoms among girls. More than a dozen girls at the Le Roy High School have developed strong physical twitches as well as verbal outburst (not ... Read More

Money

Business leaders not getting enough bang for their political donation buck

You’ve surely heard by now that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz called on business leaders to stop giving political donations to lawmakers until they strike a bipartisan deal on the United States national debt. Today he announced that more than 100 ... Read More

Science

NASA finally does something worthwhile

As you may have heard, the Mayan Long Count calendar ends on December 21, 2012, and many doomsday proponents point to this as a sign of the coming apocalypse; however, NASA astronomers have come to the rescue and are pointing ... Read More

Technology

PETA picks a fight with Mario

Animals have no better friend than PETA, and the organization has proven this fact once again by picking a fight with Nintendo and their new game Super Mario 3D Land. Some of you may think that it’s high time someone ... Read More

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