Monthly Archives: September, 2009
VIA – Ready Brew Coffee by Starbucks
All quotes courtesy of the Starbucks website
“Starbucks has found a way to offer a truly great cup of coffee that you can prepare by just adding water.”
Hmm, so you mean like instant coffee?
“We believe other instant coffees taste flat and lifeless. Starbucks VIA™ Ready Brew is different – it’s full-bodied and flavorful, just like the [...]
Movie Snark – A Service of The Sarcasmist
Upon finishing the “Fat. It’s What’s For Breakfast.” post I turned on the Criterion DVD of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and was so inspired by the psychotropic exploits of Dr. Gonzo and Raoul Duke that I downed eight Jimmy Dean sausage beers in the space of thirty-eight minutes and woke up to find [...]
May God Save the Insurance Companies!
As we all know, the liberals have been secretly plotting to destroy the health insurance companies in the United States. No one ever spoke about it, but we all knew it. But times have changed. A new wave of brave conservative heroes has risen up against the Obama juggernaut, which is bent on destroying the [...]
Fat. It’s What’s For Breakfast.
So I was checking my email this weekend when a banner ad caught my attention: “Next time fight the morning fade™ with Jimmy Dean sausage.” It was accompanied by an image of a sausage and egg biscuit at the center of a rural sunrise, with yellow and orange rays twirling around this sausage thing as [...]
The Sarcasmist!
Who could have guessed that Jack Daniel’s and Jim Beam wouldn’t work out as sponsors of NASCAR? After five years of encouraging NASCAR fans to drive drunkenly in circles at 150 mph (because they weren’t doing that already), JD and JB have decided to reevaluate their spending. We look forward to their future marketing partnerships [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
