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Archive for October, 2009

Cold Tolerance Study Yields No Useful Information

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 30, 2009 - Comments (9)

In today’s backward World, our scientists need to spend more time on important issues that can truly impact human life and change it for the better. As a species, we owe it to ourselves to not be stingy when it comes to investing in our very survival. So it is commendable to see that scientists ... Read More

Jessica Simpson Wants a Man With a Big…

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 30, 2009 - Comments (11)

…intellect. Her recent stints with football player Tony Romo and Hollywood prett-boy John Mayer apparently didn’t take for the lack of intellectual stimulation. Simpson has revealed that she gets “…bored out pretty easily”. That is the reason she cited for needing a man of intellect and substance instead of just a good looking chap with ... Read More

Reason Behind Michael Jackson Cosmetic Surgeries Finally Revealed

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 29, 2009 - Comments (34)

Michael Jackson still manages to grab headlines, pushing to the background less important topics such as the biggest recession since the Great Depression, or the fact that our law makers are infighting morons that can’t get a grip on their self-serving motives as they butcher any chance of healthcare reform. This latest headline about Jackson ... Read More

Look Ma, I Knows Grammar!

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 28, 2009 - Comments (58)

I have been put to shame countless times by the Internet grammarians who are ever so vigilant in their efforts to put an end to sloppy spellcheckers and grammar ignoramuses run amuck. I wanted to take time to apologize for my irreverence towards these kind souls who roam the Internet selflessly correcting all of us ... Read More

White House Condemns Kabul Bombings. Damn Right!

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 28, 2009 - Comments (13)

In a bold and ruthless move, the White House has condemned the attack that killed six (including one American), saying that the United States would not be intimidated. What is the actual plan you ask? Well, the United States is going to support a run-off election (negotiated by Senator John Kerry) on November 7th between ... Read More