Our fastest held beliefs and greatest scientific laws and theories have come undone by the discovery of God’s fossilized remains in the highlands of Armenia, in the vicinity of Mt Ararat. The discovery was made by an international team of archeologists of varying religious backgrounds (including several atheists). “The importance of this discovery is entrenched ... Read More

Due to the fully necessary panic caused by the news media and the U.S. government, the H1N1 virus vaccine is now in short supply as millions of hypochondriacs, and others who feel their survival is imperative for the success of humanity as a species, flock to get immunized. Pharmaceutical companies are struggling to keep up ... Read More

After President Obama’s shameful display of sexism, when he deliberately excluded women from his basketball games, Congress has taken matters into its own hands and introduced a series of bills as the first step to eliminating offense caused by blatant sexism. The first of these bills will outlaw the phrase ‘Oh Brother’, as having extremely ... Read More

Magazines, news stations, books, and blogs (or any other medium you can think of) have at one point or another (usually at many points) had a story about how doing what you love can bring you unimaginable success. The Sarcasm Society researchers have spent minutes studying this peculiar reality of our Universe, and have developed ... Read More

Apparently a bear which had been trained to skate on the ice for the amusement of the Russian circus-going public has mauled and killed its manager (trainer). Ungrateful bear! The guy took you in and gave you ice-skates; what more do you want?! The bear, who had skates on at the time, severely mauled another ... Read More