Monthly Archives: November, 2009
Oprah, Please Don’t Go!
In a selfless decision, Oprah Winfrey, has announced that she’ll be ending her long-running talk show in September of 2011. This comes as a shock to everyone since her ratings had been dropping for a long time and she was able to make less money.
“After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, [...]
The End of Racism
This has been a long time coming but scientists have finally created a vaccine that cures racism and any type of prejudicial tendencies that people may have. The breakthrough occurred when the vaccine was able to completely shut down any mental processes that require decision-making based on experiential learning and learned experiences (learning through the [...]
Obama: I Am Not Prejudging Them
President Obama, in an NBC News interview, said that the people of the United States will not be offended once our judicial system convicts and executes the 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This was in response to conservative objections to holding a civil trial on U.S. soil (New York city).
I think the conservatives are missing [...]
Rosie O’Donnell Stops Pretending
It turns out that Rosie O’Donnell’s significant other, Kelli Carpenter, moved out two years ago; a fact that O’Donnell has been keeping quiet about this entire time. She is, however, very happy with Kelli’s replacement, a long-haired Chihuahua.
During a talk, on her radio show, with Sonya Fitzpatrick (a pet psychic) O’Donnell revealed that Misty (that’s [...]
The Cause of Americans Losing Their Job: Obama
President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama’s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no [...]
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