The Pentagon has recently put out an ad on Craig’s List to hire Russian programmers. This unprecedented development is due to the recent news regarding Iraqi insurgents having hacked into US military drone feeds using off-the-shelf Russian software. Insurgents were able to use a mass-market software program to view live feeds from U.S. military Predator ... Read More

The latest report from the Sarcasmist informants is that President Barack Obama has been seen enjoying high tea, and what is worse he put milk in it. It has been long suspected that President Obama was in the pocket of the British, but it is now clear that he is indeed a rabid socialist. Who ... Read More

In a bold move, Congress has introduced an amendment to the languishing healthcare bill which promises to revolutionize U.S. healthcare. The amendment calls for veterinarians to be granted the right to treat humans for minor ailments. This amendment is projected to save billions of dollars a year in healthcare costs. What is more, there is ... Read More

President Obama’s new plan is to scold the banks into being something more than money-making machines. After meeting with executive from Bank of America, Wells Fargo and JP Morgan Chase, et al, Obama said that the banks have an obligation to help accelerate the U.S. economic recovery. President Obama’s new plan is to guilt the ... Read More

Apparently laws of physics no longer apply at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. This morning I was asked whether I wanted my medium latte in a small cup. I was stunned and happy at the same time. I had no idea Coffee Bean was allocating enough resources into research and development where they could figure ... Read More