In yet another humanitarian effort by the Sarcasmist, he is determined to put an end to FATS (Fat Assault Through Spillover). It is a well known fact that airplane travel is exceedingly uncomfortable due to the tiny seats (which only recline half an inch), and the constant hum of the jet engines (to name just ... Read More

Only a few weeks after the Northwest fiasco, where two pilots overshot the airport they were supposed to land in by 1.5 hours, a United Airlines pilot is charged with being drunk as he was about to start a transatlantic flight. (Reuters) Every time something like this happens I am reminded of the often-used line ... Read More

The CNN.com article used words and phrases such as ‘much anticipated’ and ‘record ratings’. Apparently the wedding episode was a ratings bonanza for the E! show. How thrilling and interesting it must have been for millions of people to watch the wedding of Odom who gets paid to entertain idiots, by bouncing a ball around, ... Read More

You’ve always known that you are too good for any type of physical labor or, for that matter, an office job. You’ve always known that you were meant for something greater, and have waited all of your life to be given that lucky break so you can prove your worth. Your wait is over. The ... Read More

So it turns out that the new healthcare bill that all the Democrats are touting as the greatest thing since sliced bread, will force individuals to buy health insurance or pay a penalty. What a terrible thing for insurance companies. ‘Oh the poor insurance companies’ cry the Republicans. The worry was that private companies would ... Read More