Monthly Archives: January, 2010
10 Signs You Might Be a Douchebag
1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation.
2. You ask for the manager when you realize the $0.99 soup you ordered doesn’t live up to your standards.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post.
4. You keep complaining about how there [...]
Haiti Benefit Blog Post
The Sarcasmist would like to urge all of its supporters who read this blog post to donate money to the Haitian rescue and help efforts. The Sarcasmist got this idea from the numerous celebrities and entertainers who are selflessly joining telethons and holding benefit concerts and asking other people to send money. The biggest of [...]
World Peace Can’t Be Far Behind Now That the Sarcasm Mark Has Been Created
Apparently some company in Michigan (the place best known for…you guessed it, sarcasm) has gone through the arduous task of creating the sarcasm mark, and offering a computer program (for $1.99) to provide the ability to use the holy grail of punctuation, the ‘SarcMark’. It’s apparently a half closed circle with a dot in the [...]
Who Could Have Guessed That The Jay Leno Show Would Be A Flop?
The news of the failure of Jay Leno’s new show (cleverly called The Jay Leno Show) carried with it such shock that it has rattled some people to the core. Who would have guessed that duplicating the Tonight Show (save for the desk) and moving it from 11:30pm to 10:00pm wasn’t the programming genius that [...]
Hemorrhoid Awareness Campaign: Shining Light Where the Sun Don’t Shine
The Sarcasmist, in its continuing humanitarian efforts, has just launched the most ambitious effort to eliminate hemorrhoids.
As one of the most embarrassing and uncomfortable topics to bring up, hemorrhoids have been a pain in the ass for too long! The Sarcasmist is determined to shine new light on where the sun don’t shine and to [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
