Monthly Archives: February, 2010
The Apology Channel
In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]
Stock Trading Illegal – Rules US Supreme Court
In a shocking decision, the United States Supreme Court has outlawed stock trading.
The decision, which was handed down this evening after days of deliberation by the Court, will outlaw stock trading for individuals (day traders), who use online services to buy and sell stocks. The court likened stock trading to gambling. In a nine-to-zero decision, [...]
Schadenfreude Denied – Brangelina Is Fine
It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue.
Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely disappointed [...]
iPed – The Revolutionary Human Transport System From Apple
What most detractors and Apple haters are calling a bicycle is in fact the most revolutionary offering since the iPad. The iPed is Apples first foray into the ‘green’ market, and Steve Jobs has yet again been able to lead the development of a product that is going to be as ubiquitous as the mobile [...]
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