White House medical staff is very concerned about President Obama’s mental state, and believe that the Neocons have managed to successfully launch a mind control campaign. This speculation has come about as a result of a recent announcement by the President about allowing offshore drilling in vast areas off of the East Coast. “The bottom ... Read More

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” –Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution The Hutaree is a radical militia group based in Adrian, Michigan, whose members were allegedly preparing for what they believe would be ... Read More

Rehab centers seem to work miracles for celebrities, so why not have a rehab program for every possible misstep? The Sarcasmist interviewed the genius behind CRC: “I came up with the idea after Jesse James…that’s Sandra Bullock’s husband…announced that he’ll be seeking help for his ‘personal problems’ and entering a rehab facility to face his ... Read More

The Sarcasmist was left breathless and shocked while researching a story during which it was revealed that for the first time in history of mismatched relationships, a rich man has cheated on his much younger girlfriend. It is a very sad day when reality slaps us in the face and shows us the harshness of ... Read More

10. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” –Ashleigh Brilliant 9. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” –Stephen Bishop 8. “I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.” –Jules Renard 7. “I find it rather easy to ... Read More