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New Potentially Habitable Planet Found

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 30, 2010 | Comments (22)

Before you start packing, you should probably know that Gliese 581g, the planet in question, is 20 light-years away. (For the inquisitive reader, a light-year is not a measure of time.) The planet was discovered by a team working at the University of California, Santa Cruz, and the Carnegie Institution of Washington. “We had planets ... Read More

Parents Being Overwhelmed by Safety

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 30, 2010 | Comments (6)

After a spate of product recalls by Fisher-Price in the United States, a set of U.K. recalls followed. A UK spokeswoman for Fisher-Price said: “We want to reassure parents that our products are overwhelmingly safe. We operate in a highly regulated industry and we test our products at many stages during development and production. Our ... Read More

Go To Vegas. Come Back Crispy.

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 30, 2010 | Comments (7)

One of the newest hotels in Las Vegas, the Vdara, has its own ideas about how certain guests should be treated at the pool. It turns out that the concave glass tower tends to focus the sunlight at a certain area of the hotel pool. [A]ccording to the U.K. Daily Mail, the powerful beams of ... Read More

Google Steals Microsoft Office Feature

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 30, 2010 | Comments (6)

Google, it turns out, has gone and copied one of the most innovative features of Microsoft Office. It now allows its users of the Gmail service to turn off the Conversation view of their inbox, and instead sort their emails by date. This is nothing new since MS Office has had this feature for decades. ... Read More

Illegal Immigrant Accuses Candidate

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 29, 2010 | Comments (10)

In a very unusual turn of events, a former employee of Meg Whitman, the California Republican gubernatorial nominee, has come forward to tell her story of being knowingly  employed illegally by Whitman, and being treated poorly by her. A tearful Diaz said she came to Whitman in June 2009 for help getting legal status, but ... Read More

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