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Social Security a Ponzi scheme!

Written by on September 8, 2011 | Comments (24)

I never realized it until Governor Perry showed me the light during the GOP debate but it’s true:  the entire Social Security system is a giant Ponzi scheme!  Let’s look at the evidence . . . I “invest” in Social Security and then get paid when I retire with other people’s “investments”.  Yup.  That’s the ... Read More

He chats with his exes

Written by Sarcastic Sage on September 6, 2011 | Comments (21)

Dear Sarcastic Sage: so I have this issue with my boyfriend. He has several female friends that I have never met and only know by name because they make random comments on his Facebook page. I’m not a jealous person so I don’t demand explanations about who they are, what their inside jokes mean and/or  ... Read More

Romantic air rendezvous turns deadly

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 6, 2011 | Comments (2)

When Kristen Sprauge and Scott Veal thought up the plan of meeting in mid-air and flying to their destinations in their respective planes, the idea seemed pretty romantic. Not so much so after Scott’s plain nose-dived into the Alaskan tundra and burst into flames, killing him. Kristen Sprague, 26, and Scott Veal, 24, took off ... Read More

California man leaves baby in car while grabbing a drink or two

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 6, 2011 | Comments (5)

A man in Woodacre, California was arrested yesterday on charges that he left his baby in his car while he enjoyed a drink or two at a bar. Sergei Andrey Tchelakov, 74m, was arrested in Marine County on suspicions of child cruelty. His bail was set at $50,000. Witnesses reported a one-year-old boy strapped in ... Read More

President Obama’s joint session speech scheduling “debacle”

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2011 | Comments (6)

Did President Obama just manipulate the House into doing his bidding while simultaneously getting free publicity?  The facts are these: 1. Obama wanted to schedule a joint session of Congress to discuss his jobs creation proposal, mere hours after they returned from recess. 2. The original timing conflicts with a Republican presidential debate being held ... Read More

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