I never realized it until Governor Perry showed me the light during the GOP debate but it’s true:  the entire Social Security system is a giant Ponzi scheme!  Let’s look at the evidence . . . I “invest” in Social Security and then get paid when I retire with other people’s “investments”.  Yup.  That’s the ... Read More

Dear Sarcastic Sage: so I have this issue with my boyfriend. He has several female friends that I have never met and only know by name because they make random comments on his Facebook page. I’m not a jealous person so I don’t demand explanations about who they are, what their inside jokes mean and/or  ... Read More

When Kristen Sprauge and Scott Veal thought up the plan of meeting in mid-air and flying to their destinations in their respective planes, the idea seemed pretty romantic. Not so much so after Scott’s plain nose-dived into the Alaskan tundra and burst into flames, killing him. Kristen Sprague, 26, and Scott Veal, 24, took off ... Read More

A man in Woodacre, California was arrested yesterday on charges that he left his baby in his car while he enjoyed a drink or two at a bar. Sergei Andrey Tchelakov, 74m, was arrested in Marine County on suspicions of child cruelty. His bail was set at $50,000. Witnesses reported a one-year-old boy strapped in ... Read More

Did President Obama just manipulate the House into doing his bidding while simultaneously getting free publicity?  The facts are these: 1. Obama wanted to schedule a joint session of Congress to discuss his jobs creation proposal, mere hours after they returned from recess. 2. The original timing conflicts with a Republican presidential debate being held ... Read More