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Top 10 sarcastic things to say when accepting the novelty lottery check

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 30, 2012 | Comments (5)

10. Thank you for the bull’s eye on my forehead. 9. This money will go a long way in helping get a couple of loan sharks off my back. 8. I can finally afford to spend some time away from my family. 7. I can afford Starbucks drinks on a daily basis now. 6. I ... Read More

Google self-driving car helps legally blind man drive

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 29, 2012 | Comments

Google is always up to something weird, like guessing our search queries before we even type them out completely, or developing a social network that no one uses. But this time they seem to have done something rather remarkable—they have created a self-driving car. Google released the following video yesterday, showing their self-driving car as ... Read More

TSA manager finds more lucrative career as a pimp

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 29, 2012 | Comments (1)

Former Transportation Security Administration manager, Bryant Jermaine Livingston, has been arrested for allegedly operating a prostitution ring in Maryland. According to CBS affiliate WUSA, the 39-year-old Livingston was charged with five counts of prostitution on March 16th. Police responded to a prostitution complained at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Silver Springs, Maryland on February 15th. ... Read More

There are billions of potentially habitable planets in the Milky Way galaxy

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 28, 2012 | Comments (1)

Well, that’s it then, all the tales of aliens visiting our planet must be true. Out of all those planets, some must have the technology to travel thousands of light-years to come play hide and go seek with the most unsophisticated of our species. A team of European astronomers say that about 40 percent of ... Read More

Appalling: Mitt Romney spends money he earned

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 27, 2012 | Comments (19)

Some sleuthing has revealed that Mitt Romney’s La Jolla, California house, though seemingly modest, is anything but. It turns out that he is planning a $12million expansion which includes a four-car-garage which has its own elevator. The beach-side house is one of three properties which Romney and his wife, Ann, own. What is worse is ... Read More

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