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Eclipse Made Me Lose My Girlfriend

Written by Sarcastic Sage on September 1, 2010 - Comments (9)

So one day my girlfriend calls me and tells me that she saw the movie Eclipse and she tells how badly she hates Bella for loving Edward and Jacob at the same time. The next day she tells me that she feels like she’s Bella too and that she loves one more guy apart from ... Read More

I hate the people I work with

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 18, 2010 - Comments (13)

I hate the people I work with, they are a bunch of pricks. However, I can’t find another job at the moment. How can I deal with these stupid people at work? -Ana Dear Ana, It is important to realize that if you are going to prostitute yourself for money—that’s basically what all work is, ... Read More

I love browsing the web on my laptop

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 12, 2010 - Comments (7)

It’s terrible! I love browsing the web on my laptop while lying on my bed. The problem is I can’t find a comfortable position. I lie on my back and put the laptop on my belly but that gets tiring. I lie on my stomach and put the laptop in front of me. That doesn’t ... Read More

I have been friends with this one girl for around 2 years now…

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 10, 2010 - Comments (16)

I have been friends with this one girl for around 2 years now, I fell for her almost immediately and she rejected me. Just recently I had to transfer to the same school as her for some required credits and we began to hang out a lot. After a while it really seemed like we ... Read More

My employer does not appreciate my sarcastic wit

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 6, 2010 - Comments (9)

My employer does not appreciate my sarcastic wit. How can one remain true to one’s nature but maintain employment? – Sonya Dear Sonya, Simply by asking this question you have revealed the answer to your own question. A truly sarcastic person would not care about such trivialities such as stable employment or relationships. So you’ve ... Read More