Boys Are Not Confusing
So there’s this boy, and he is the most confusing thing ever. He tells me I’m cute and he sweet talks me a lot. A couple months ago, he kissed me. Then he went and had drunk sex with some ugly sleazebag hoe, but continued to talk to me as if nothing happened. I don’t see him very often now, but every time I do, I get a medley of reactions. For example, some days he is excited to see me and does cute little things that make me smile, some days he acts like he doesn’t even notice me or gives me a weird look and continues walking without saying anything to me, and some days I feel like he is purposely avoiding me. Does he like me or not? Should I continue trying to decode him or should I give up and move on to a different boy? Ever since he kissed me, I’ve kind of started to like him, but he is such a mystery! I don’t know what to do. Help please. -Confused Girl
Dear Confused Girl,
This is not a difficult puzzle to unlock. Here is the reason you are getting mixed reactions. When he sweet talks you, he is horny. When he ignores you it means he has already had sex with ‘some ugly sleazebag hoe’ (as you put it). And when he tries to avoid you is when he has something else to do, like watch a football game. See, it’s not a mystery at all. In fact, you’ll have the same exact experience with other guys with varying levels of intensity depending on their personality.
The Sarcastic Sage
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