How to get rid of an ex
My ex-girlfriend wants to remain friends. I’ve removed her from Facebook and deleted her number but she still talks to me as if we’re as close as ever! I just want to stop thinking about her and get on with my life. How do I get the message across that I want a life without her? -Adam
I know it has become kind of a cliché here, but again we must trust the magical powers of a threesome.
Why don’t you suggest to your ex girlfriend that you want to have a threesome with her and her mom or sister (if she has one). This will end in either of two scenarios. One, you’ll end up living the fantasy of every guy on the planet. Or two, she’ll be so upset at the suggestion that she’ll cut off all ties.
Of course, you’ll need to make sure the mom or the sister are not visually less than desirable.
Do come back and let us know how it works out.
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