I love browsing the web on my laptop
It’s terrible! I love browsing the web on my laptop while lying on my bed. The problem is I can’t find a comfortable position. I lie on my back and put the laptop on my belly but that gets tiring. I lie on my stomach and put the laptop in front of me. That doesn’t work for me either. I don’t know what to do with myself. Maybe being a bit overweight isn’t helping either. This is a huge problem. Help! -Alice
PS: I’m typing this from the laptop sitting on my round belly. It sucks!
You are in luck! No need to worry about using your old and antiquated laptop to browse the web. There is a new invention and it’s called the iPad. Now the iPad is usually a device used by poseurs and douche bags in order to seem sophisticated and hip, but in your case it can actually be a useful gadget.
The iPad is light enough so you can rest it on your belly or the bed (or anywhere, really), and only browse with one hand while having the freedom to enjoy a nice chocolate bar or bag of chips with your other hand. Also, since it has no physical keyboard, you can never get bits and pieces of food in the device, so you can keep browsing while rummaging through your fridge.
The Sarcastic Sage
P.S. If you find this advice particularly helpful, I would not mind being gifted an iPad of my very own.
Would you like terrible advice? Why not ask the Sarcastic Sage.