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I love browsing the web on my laptop

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 12, 2010 | Comments (7)

It’s terrible! I love browsing the web on my laptop while lying on my bed. The problem is I can’t find a comfortable position. I lie on my back and put the laptop on my belly but that gets tiring. I lie on my stomach and put the laptop in front of me. That doesn’t ... Read More

I have been friends with this one girl for around 2 years now…

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 10, 2010 | Comments (16)

I have been friends with this one girl for around 2 years now, I fell for her almost immediately and she rejected me. Just recently I had to transfer to the same school as her for some required credits and we began to hang out a lot. After a while it really seemed like we ... Read More

My employer does not appreciate my sarcastic wit

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 6, 2010 | Comments (9)

My employer does not appreciate my sarcastic wit. How can one remain true to one’s nature but maintain employment? – Sonya Dear Sonya, Simply by asking this question you have revealed the answer to your own question. A truly sarcastic person would not care about such trivialities such as stable employment or relationships. So you’ve ... Read More

I’ve got quite the whopper of a problem

Written by Sarcastic Sage on August 3, 2010 | Comments (25)

I’m writing to you because I’ve got quite the whopper of a problem on my hands. First of all, I’d like to give you some background by letting you know that I’m a strong Christian and praise Jesus’ name every day and this is why problem is so devastating. My local church, The Holy Episcopal ... Read More

If I say to someone that I am a sarcastic person…

Written by Sarcastic Sage on July 30, 2010 | Comments (8)

If I say to someone that I am a sarcastic person, but I am being sarcastic about it, so it implies that I am not sarcastic, but I just used sarcasm…what am I then? (Please only answer that am I sarcastic in nature or not, no smart answers please.) -Mo Dear Mo, You present a ... Read More

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