To Thine Own Self Be True
Oh dear sage. I’m 24 years and going through a divorce after foolish getting married to a complete !#&% wit way too young. While I was married I fell in love with a guy I work with….and he had feelings for me too but because I was married, it was off the cards. Before I left my douche bad husband, he meet an awesome girl who he seems really happy with. But I know he still has feelings for me. How do you suggest I make a play for him without looking like the manipulative boyfriend stealing bitch I probably am? I want his sex pretty bad. -Ready to Pounce
Dear Ready to Pounce,
You have to embrace who you are, and be true to yourself. If you are the manipulative boyfriend stealer that you say you probably are, then why deny it? Let the guy you care about know your true nature, for if he is really in love with you, he’ll take you as you are, even if you do destroy a possibly meaningful relationship for him with this other girl.
Would you like terrible advice? Why not ask the Sarcastic Sage?