Log in | Sarcasm Society
The Sarcasmistblog.sarcasmsociety.comSarcasm SocietySarcasmSociety.comSarcastic SageAn "Advice Column"Sarcastic SinewsSarcasm Society WebcomicSarcastic QuotesCollection of Quotations

To Thine Own Self Be True

Written by Sarcastic Sage on September 24, 2010 - Comments (6)

Oh dear sage. I’m 24 years and going through a divorce after foolish getting married to a complete !#&% wit way too young. While I was married I fell in love with a guy I work with….and he had feelings for me too but because I was married, it was off the cards. Before I left my douche bad husband, he meet an awesome girl who he seems really happy with. But I know he still has feelings for me.  How do you suggest I make a play for him without looking like the manipulative boyfriend stealing bitch I probably am? I want his sex pretty bad. -Ready to Pounce

Dear Ready to Pounce,

You have to embrace who you are, and be true to yourself. If you are the manipulative boyfriend stealer that you say you probably are, then why deny it? Let the guy you care about know your true nature, for if he is really in love with you, he’ll take you as you are, even if you do destroy a possibly meaningful relationship for him with this other girl.


Would you like terrible advice? Why not ask the Sarcastic Sage?


  1. Good for the Goose

    You can’t destroy someone’s relationship without their permission to do so.

  2. It gave me the giggles and ah how dare you or she to define the untouchable and very rude to ask question? –>(Who are you?). Hm. One more thing, are the Also read links part of a theme? Because if the answer is yes then the possibilities are endless.

    I really do like the advices of the sarcastic sage.

  3. Put it on him at work and see where that gets you. Who knows, you could loose your job to boot.

Leave a Reply

Please keep it clean. There really is no need for profanity. I am sure you can get your point across without resorting to cursing.
Please configure your widgets.
More in Advice (16 of 34 articles)

Dear Sarcastic Sage, Ever since I started dating I had a special strategy which I applied. I called it “Brown-nosing ...