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World Peace Can’t Be Far Behind Now That the Sarcasm Mark Has Been Created

Apparently some company in Michigan (the place best known for…you guessed it, sarcasm) has gone through the arduous task of creating the sarcasm mark, and offering a computer program (for $1.99) to provide the ability to use the holy grail of punctuation, the ‘SarcMark’. It’s apparently a half closed circle with a dot in the middle (very nice ¡!).

“Statements have the period. Questions have the question mark. Exclamations have the exclamation mark. When you see the newest punctuation mark for sarcasm, you’ll know the writer of that sentence doesn’t literally mean what they’re writing; they’re being sarcastic,” Sarcasm Inc. said in a release.

Good job guys! Your selfless act will pay for itself at $1.99 at a time. I am sure it wouldn’t have been possible to use something like ‘¡!’ instead (something that is freely available, which everyone should start using, by the way).

This new development should help all the people who think that the epitome of sarcasm is saying “Nice job!” to punctuate all their sarcastic gems with the sure to be epic SarcMark.

27 Comments to World Peace Can’t Be Far Behind Now That the Sarcasm Mark Has Been Created

  1. no, really¡! on The Sarcasmist no, really¡!
    January 14, 2010 at 11:28 am |

    i love it¡!

    • kudzu queen on The Sarcasmist kudzu queen
      January 14, 2010 at 6:47 pm |

      have to agree with mad eyes. like we need to be told it’s sarcasm?

  2. No shit, sherlock on The Sarcasmist No shit, sherlock
    January 14, 2010 at 11:30 am |

    I want to know what it looks like. I’m tired of my text conversations ending in

  3. D on The Sarcasmist D
    January 14, 2010 at 11:35 am |

    i!

    ^ I like that one. Never saw it until now.

  4. simone on The Sarcasmist simone
    January 14, 2010 at 11:38 am |

    well this is a fantastic marketing opportunity (!)

    Please note my sarcasm punctuation used at the end of the sentence above, which has been around for decades, as used by the BBC in their subtitling. And it’s free!

  5. Reecie on The Sarcasmist Reecie
    January 14, 2010 at 11:39 am |

    OMG! like totally awesome!!!!!
    maybe next time spend half a yr of your life developing something useful like an automatic ball scratcher!

    • No shit, sherlock on The Sarcasmist No shit, sherlock
      January 14, 2010 at 12:47 pm |

      I’m not sure if the ball scratcher remark was really sarcasm, but it would go to the top of my wish list on day 1

  6. Marxist on The Sarcasmist Marxist
    January 14, 2010 at 12:28 pm |

    Wait a minute. When has there been a need for specific punctuation to identify sarcasm in written language? For that matter, when have writers ever tried to be sarcastic in their writings?

  7. Mad Eyes on The Sarcasmist Mad Eyes
    January 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm |

    I’ve always thought that if a person needs to be told it’s sarcasm, they wouldn’t understand it anyway.

  8. KJ on The Sarcasmist KJ
    January 14, 2010 at 12:41 pm |

    Fantastic! Another piece of punctuation to be abused by the online community.

  9. Impressed, Reeheeheeheealy impressed on The Sarcasmist Impressed, Reeheeheeheealy impressed
    January 14, 2010 at 12:43 pm |

    I will immediately purchase this product!¡

  10. X on The Sarcasmist X
    January 14, 2010 at 12:59 pm |

    I think it’s just an excuse to inset a titty-looking thing into most texts.

    We must clearly support this product.

    On that note, shouldn’t there be a symbol that represents “not sarcasm?”

    • January 15, 2010 at 7:23 am |

      No…it should obviously be called ‘unsarcasm’ or ’sarcasanot’.