The security breach at the White House dinner by Mr. & Mrs. Salahi who were able to attend the dinner even though they had no invitations, has caused the U. S. Secret Service to take drastic measures in making sure that they can recover President Obama if he happens to get kidnapped. This decision to ... Read More

I often wonder how it feels to be right all the time, know about everything, and lecture everyone every chance I got. It would be such a tremendously fulfilling life to pick on every inconsistency that doesn’t match up with my own reality or my misinformed mind. How wonderful it would be to complain about ... Read More

In his announcement about the war in Afghanistan, Obama said that “Afghanistan will be a democratic country, whether its people want it or not.” The White House contends that if the U.S. can bring democracy, peace and stability to one middle-eastern country (Iraq), there is no reason why it shouldn’t do the same for other ... Read More

In an unexpected turn of events, the successful power-up of the Large Hadron Collider has made it something more than just a toy that is designed to unlock the mysteries of the Universe. The proton beams generated by the Collider have a very surprising effect. All the scientists working on the Collider as it powered ... Read More

In its latest attempt to rid America of any type of political incorrectness, the ACLU has released the latest list of acceptable terms for use when referring to members of the American population. Ghosts: Corporeally Challenged Americans Vampires: Anemic Americans Werewolves: Anthropomorphic Americans Genies: Lamp-dwelling Americans Centaurs: Quadrapedic Americans Giants: Generously Proportioned Americans Cyclops: Monocular ... Read More