
Please help! I am a douche.
In a statement to MTV News, Chris Brown said that he is extremely sorry for what he did, but maintains that the details of his hissy fit should remain between him and Rihanna. It is understandable, the longer this story stays in the news, the harder it is going to be for him to get other girls to trust him enough so he can slap them around.
He continued, “At this point, I am taking the proper steps to learn about me and grow from my mistakes.” We assume he has hired a big mean rapper to beat the crap out of him so he can understand what Rihanna went through.
Brown finished by saying that “Any kind of abuse is always wrong.” We are not so sure he was being genuine about that statement because he seems to be moving forward with releasing his new album. So that has left us wondering.


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1st! And Yes! Rap sucks, Sarcasmist strikes again!
yeah…i’m sure it was ALL so one sided…there’s a reason that this black man has never been with a black woman and rihanna does absolutely nothing for me…above or below the waist…and yeah i like chris brown and wish him well…chris…DTB and move on…
David are you saying she ASKED FOR IT????? Even if she was a total bitch the solution is to end the relationship and leave. This culture of using physical violence then defending it by saying “she provoked me” makes me sick.
Of course, it takes a real man to beat on a woman. This must make Chris Brown a real man . If a woman disagrees with me, the first thing that comes to my mind is to beat her. What else is there to do? Leave her or settle it with words? What kind of real man would I be then?
Hey David, you should probably eat a bag of dicks you douche-nozzle.
David- so what you’re saying is since you don’t find Rihanna attractive it was ok for chris brown to beat her?? wth? You prob beat women too then bc no REAL man would ever think it’s ok to hit a woman. People like you make me sick.
You know i use to think that Chris was a really good person. And for the most part, in the beginning he was. But now i feel that he is starting to smell himself and feels above certain things. That bull about “it should be kept between me and Rihanna” is a serious cop out. Rihanna had no problems in explaining her side of the story. She made it perfectly clear that it was the both of them. She knew that the relationship was unhealthy for the both of them and shared some of the responsibility of what had occured. But Chris made it a point to not say anything, because he knows that he holds more of that burden than she. If you were provoked, which im sure could have been a possibility, instead of beating and biting on her, he should have parked the car and walked away, but he wanted to do the little boy thing and go crazy. There is absolutely no excuse for violence. He has the upper had in that he is a man anyway. And there sure as hell no excuse for anyone to BITE the next person. that is just loopy. you need help at that point. Oh and david, you should listen to labrat’s advice and sit down and eat a bag of dicks’. Screw it call up ya boy Chris and have a dick and a pancake together.
David your a Bitch!