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…intellect.
Her recent stints with football player Tony Romo and Hollywood prett-boy John Mayer apparently didn’t take for the lack of intellectual stimulation. Simpson has revealed that she gets “…bored out pretty easily”. That is the reason she cited for needing a man of intellect and substance instead of just a good looking chap with a doorknob for a brain.
She further elaborated…
“I love artistic men – somebody that really understands their art,” says Simpson, who was once married to Nick Lachey. Adds the star, “I like a confident man.”
Simpson has been traveling the world working on her upcoming VH1 program, “The Price of Beauty,” and says the travels have been a growing experience for her. (People)
To achieve this goal of finding that special someone, Ms. Simpson is looking to hire an advisor who can tell her when she has met someone intellectual.
This presents a tremendous opportunity for every man who has the admirable desire to soil the loins of a Hollywood star. All you need to do is get in touch with her intellectualism advisor and talk about how bad war is, how fun it is to pet bunny rabbits, and how great it is to save puppies.
God speed!
…and what was the point of this?
To detract from relevant nonsense?
I was really glad to have spent a couple minutes clicking on, and then reading, this story. I mean, it was quite a knee slapper. Excellent contribution, and not the slightest bit totally fucking lame.
So there is hope for all you nerds out there…
Er, “the reason she SIGHTED for needing a man”?
Cited, possibly?
Looks like I’ll be a good match for her. It’s Friday, cut me some slack. :)
The human mind is a lush and wonderful playground, and hers is w-i-d-e o-p-e-n!
Haha, Michael D, I was just about to point out the same typo.
It’s “cited”, folks, not “sighted”.
Drop me an email then
Josh Groban is a great, big dork who thinks he’s an artist… why not hook the two of them up?
“soil the loins”?
best phrase I’ve seen in a while. thanks for the disturbing image.