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Jon Gosselin is Misunderstood Says Jon Gosselin

jon-and-haileyThis came  as an absolute shock. How can anyone take their own side in the media circus that is reality television? For those of you who don’t know who Jon Gosselin is (what is wrong with you anyway? Don’t you watch every useless and disgusting reality show that’s on TV?), he is the fraternal half of a couple who has eight children, who parade their offspring on TV in exchange for money. But not all is well in Gosselin land. You see, boys and girls, Jon Gosselin is now dating a hot young girl by the name of Hailey Glassman (22), and is pretty much finished with Kate (who wants to be in movies now).

“I think I’m just misunderstood. I’m not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don’t sing. I don’t dance. I’m not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC.” (People.com)

Now there are reports that Gosselin and Glassman are on the outs, but Jon was quick to put an end to that rumor. He clarified that they are simply taking it slow until his divorce with Kate is final. This silly rumor got legs when Glassman appeared on The Insider and accused Jon of being emotionally abusive and throwing “mantrums”.

According to Gosselin, “I was standing right there [at The Insider]. Mike [Gosselin's manager] was standing right there. He was looking at me like, ‘Oh my god, what is she saying?’ He’s looking at my career going down the tubes and I’m thinking, ‘Good for her, she got all of this out.’ ” (People.com)

Wow! Good for you Jon. Way to support your woman.

Also, I have a solution for your dilemma of being misunderstood. Maybe you can have your manager work on getting you out of the limelight. You know, so you don’t have to worry about how you haven’t won the Nobel Peace Prize yet.

26 Comments to Jon Gosselin is Misunderstood Says Jon Gosselin

  1. Paige's Gravatar Paige
    November 2, 2009 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    Love this! You forgot to mention that he’s had three other girlfriends beside Glassman

  2. Jessica's Gravatar Jessica
    November 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    Man…..I used to LOVE him!!! I used to admire his loyalty to his wife and family and….BAM!!!!….he is the BIGGEST asshole baby boy everrrrr!!!! I would be so let down if Kate even THOUGHT about taking this MESS back!!!

  3. Lou's Gravatar Lou
    November 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    Three OTHERS? Who????

  4. becca's Gravatar becca
    November 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    i kinda feel sorry bout kate after hearing about all this but then i was… wait… kate is the biggest bitch that i have ever seen i understand why he left her. he deserves much better than kate

    • Brittany's Gravatar Brittany
      November 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

      THANK YOU!!! Thats the same thing I thought!

    • Courtney's Gravatar Courtney
      November 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

      I never felt sorry for Kate. What a joke, the BOTH of them. Both of them are just attention seekers.

      It’s the eight children they’re exploiting to no end that I feel sorry for. If they could get their heads out of their asses, and stop being so fame-addicted then maybe they could at least work some kind of custody deal out to contend with the eight children they decided to have.

  5. diana's Gravatar diana
    November 2, 2009 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    He isn’t FAMOUS, it’s more like INFAMOUS……he is being a douchbag and needs to lay low until the divorce is final. As far as Miss Glassman, what is she thinking. She needs to get away from him and live her 22 yr old life. He has issues he needs to resolve and 8 kids to contend with, care for and love. Quick letting 1 eyed willy rule your world Jon!

  6. Sam's Gravatar Sam
    November 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    I think that Kate is stressed out… i mean shes busy raising 8 kids!!! of course shes gonna seem like a bitch!!! After wat he did id b disappointed if she took him back…. If he cldnt stand her actions and wasnt happy then he shld hav divorced her… then hecldhav continued on to find someone else…. but no matter wat the reson was it sill stands that he cheated…..n that makes him one of the biggest asses ever!!!!

    • highimhi's Gravatar highimhi
      November 3, 2009 at 5:51 am | Permalink

      first off, learn to type please. it’s far too early in the morning for me to sit and have to decipher your giberish.
      second: Kate WAS a bitch. sorry, IS a bitch. that doesn’t excuse Jon for being a lazy prick, but at least he has something approaching a good reason.
      Third: they’re middle aged white people on tv. what else could you possibly expect from them?

      I don’t understand how people can watch this shit on tv and think it’s somehow ‘real life’. no one acts like themselves on camera. not even the greatest actor can do that.

      as for the 8 kids… well, there’s still a strong slave trade in the Philippines.

  7. FilmFreak's Gravatar FilmFreak
    November 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    WTFC? Who the F#&k cares? About either of them or their kids. Get a life. Life is reality not TV.

    • Lisa's Gravatar Lisa
      November 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

      Both of them are huge disappointments… they once seemed like really nice people who had good heads on their shoulders (and were willing to work on themselves) that people could learn from. Then all the sudden they get a few free vacations and some fame and they become the scum of TV land. Jon and Kate deserve each other… and the kids deserve parents who want to be parents not side show freaks.

  8. anon's Gravatar anon
    November 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    Maybe he should just go for the Nobel. I mean…all he really needs to do is use that limelight to tell everyone he’d like to make the world to be a better place, possibly, someday, and BAM! Nobel Prize. Which would REALLY impress his kids and girlfriends, right?

  9. Sarah's Gravatar Sarah
    November 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    Ya know most smart people would stop after having twins! I am a twin and my mother is always telling me about how her and my father never slept and how she was so out of her mind she would forget whether or not she brushed her teeth in the morning. Somtimes she would brush them like 6 times a day.
    What the F were they thinking!?! Forget the fact that they probably had trouble providing for two lets take some drugs and make MORE? 8 is like 6 tooo many!

  10. Kim's Gravatar Kim
    November 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    honestly clearly this Glassman chick is looking for some fame herself…22 like seriously don’t you have more ambition than a divorced man with 8 kids!

    • Amanda's Gravatar Amanda
      November 2, 2009 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

      So true!

  11. Amanda's Gravatar Amanda
    November 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    I’d just like to first of all, point out to Courtney (and Sarah) that they didn’t “decide” to have 8 kids. They wanted a third child after their twins Maddie and Cara, and ended up with 6 instead of 1. Not their fault. (But look at the Duggars; that WAS definitely on purpose!)

    And I agree with Sam, and diana. Imagine yourself in their place. How would you like that? The show was “supposed to be to record their lives, like home videos”, and it ended up ruining their marriage. But maybe Jon woulda cheated even if they hadn’t done the show, maybe they woulda divorced anyways. I just hope this mess ends, and am looking forward to the new “Kate + 8″, which will be apparently replacing “John&Kate+8″.

  12. kaylee's Gravatar kaylee
    November 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    your an ass jon u leave kate just for an ugly bitch that u dont evan love i am a big fan of kate now not yours i use to like both of u but u just changed my mind your an big fat asshole

    • JB's Gravatar JB
      November 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

      Hey Kaylee, there is something called punctuation that we like to use in the English language. Try it!

  13. Tamrod's Gravatar Tamrod
    November 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    I’m not sure why I wasted my time reading all that. Come on now. So, they have 8 kids… What’s the big deal? Anyone in my mother’s generation had 8 or more kids and it was nothing to anyone else.
    Reality TV is just sad.

    • demigod's Gravatar demigod
      November 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

      Amen!!!

    • November 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

      i have to agree, whats so great about them having to rise 8 kids? just b/c they had twins then 6 more later goodie for them. I’m the six child out of 8 and i don’t wish i was on t.v. plus it’d be really borring execpt for holidays thats when the fights break out. but i wouldn’t want that taped. i have a hard enough time supressing those memories.

  14. Angel's Gravatar Angel
    November 2, 2009 at 5:08 pm | Permalink

    I guess nobody could possibly fathom that this whole thing is a big mess. He’s bashed her every chance he had but one, then pulls this. The guy needs serious therapy, Hailey needs to dump his stupid childish ass, and Kate needs to find a good man (since she had 8 kids with an idiot). Fact is, that dragging this through the wringer is only causing her more stress. You don’t think he got paid for any of those appearances? Now he’s trying to milk the TLC deal? The guy’s an idiot and there’s only one place for idiots…….

  15. Lynn's Gravatar Lynn
    November 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    Commencing sympathy for Kate…

    Blip…

    Blip…

    ERROR. BITCH FACTOR PREVENTS SUCCESSFUL EXECUTION.

    He’s a douche that was made more douchie by a bitch-hog of a woman. Big deal. Put those poor kids in a foster home with some parents that will actually love them for a change. God knows the parents love themselves and no one else.

    • highimhi's Gravatar highimhi
      November 3, 2009 at 5:54 am | Permalink

      quote of the day, right there.

    • BSbutton's Gravatar BSbutton
      November 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

      thank you for saying what every normal person with a F***ing brain is thinking.

  16. RollingEyes's Gravatar RollingEyes
    November 4, 2009 at 3:59 am | Permalink

    His “career”? Wait.. what?