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Jon Gosselin is Misunderstood Says Jon Gosselin

jon-and-haileyThis came  as an absolute shock. How can anyone take their own side in the media circus that is reality television? For those of you who don’t know who Jon Gosselin is (what is wrong with you anyway? Don’t you watch every useless and disgusting reality show that’s on TV?), he is the fraternal half of a couple who has eight children, who parade their offspring on TV in exchange for money. But not all is well in Gosselin land. You see, boys and girls, Jon Gosselin is now dating a hot young girl by the name of Hailey Glassman (22), and is pretty much finished with Kate (who wants to be in movies now).

“I think I’m just misunderstood. I’m not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don’t sing. I don’t dance. I’m not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC.” (People.com)

Now there are reports that Gosselin and Glassman are on the outs, but Jon was quick to put an end to that rumor. He clarified that they are simply taking it slow until his divorce with Kate is final. This silly rumor got legs when Glassman appeared on The Insider and accused Jon of being emotionally abusive and throwing “mantrums”.

According to Gosselin, “I was standing right there [at The Insider]. Mike [Gosselin's manager] was standing right there. He was looking at me like, ‘Oh my god, what is she saying?’ He’s looking at my career going down the tubes and I’m thinking, ‘Good for her, she got all of this out.’ ” (People.com)

Wow! Good for you Jon. Way to support your woman.

Also, I have a solution for your dilemma of being misunderstood. Maybe you can have your manager work on getting you out of the limelight. You know, so you don’t have to worry about how you haven’t won the Nobel Peace Prize yet.

26 Comments to Jon Gosselin is Misunderstood Says Jon Gosselin

  1. Paige on The Sarcasmist Paige
    November 2, 2009 at 1:35 pm |

    Love this! You forgot to mention that he’s had three other girlfriends beside Glassman

  2. Jessica on The Sarcasmist Jessica
    November 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm |

    Man…..I used to LOVE him!!! I used to admire his loyalty to his wife and family and….BAM!!!!….he is the BIGGEST asshole baby boy everrrrr!!!! I would be so let down if Kate even THOUGHT about taking this MESS back!!!

  3. Lou on The Sarcasmist Lou
    November 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm |

    Three OTHERS? Who????

  4. becca on The Sarcasmist becca
    November 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm |

    i kinda feel sorry bout kate after hearing about all this but then i was… wait… kate is the biggest bitch that i have ever seen i understand why he left her. he deserves much better than kate

    • Brittany on The Sarcasmist Brittany
      November 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm |

      THANK YOU!!! Thats the same thing I thought!

    • Courtney on The Sarcasmist Courtney
      November 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm |

      I never felt sorry for Kate. What a joke, the BOTH of them. Both of them are just attention seekers.

      It’s the eight children they’re exploiting to no end that I feel sorry for. If they could get their heads out of their asses, and stop being so fame-addicted then maybe they could at least work some kind of custody deal out to contend with the eight children they decided to have.

  5. diana on The Sarcasmist diana
    November 2, 2009 at 2:13 pm |

    He isn’t FAMOUS, it’s more like INFAMOUS……he is being a douchbag and needs to lay low until the divorce is final. As far as Miss Glassman, what is she thinking. She needs to get away from him and live her 22 yr old life. He has issues he needs to resolve and 8 kids to contend with, care for and love. Quick letting 1 eyed willy rule your world Jon!

  6. Sam on The Sarcasmist Sam
    November 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm |

    I think that Kate is stressed out… i mean shes busy raising 8 kids!!! of course shes gonna seem like a bitch!!! After wat he did id b disappointed if she took him back…. If he cldnt stand her actions and wasnt happy then he shld hav divorced her… then hecldhav continued on to find someone else…. but no matter wat the reson was it sill stands that he cheated…..n that makes him one of the biggest asses ever!!!!

    • highimhi on The Sarcasmist highimhi
      November 3, 2009 at 5:51 am |

      first off, learn to type please. it’s far too early in the morning for me to sit and have to decipher your giberish.
      second: Kate WAS a bitch. sorry, IS a bitch. that doesn’t excuse Jon for being a lazy prick, but at least he has something approaching a good reason.
      Third: they’re middle aged white people on tv. what else could you possibly expect from them?

      I don’t understand how people can watch this shit on tv and think it’s somehow ‘real life’. no one acts like themselves on camera. not even the greatest actor can do that.

      as for the 8 kids… well, there’s still a strong slave trade in the Philippines.

  7. FilmFreak on The Sarcasmist FilmFreak
    November 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm |

    WTFC? Who the F#&k cares? About either of them or their kids. Get a life. Life is reality not TV.

    • Lisa on The Sarcasmist Lisa
      November 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm |

      Both of them are huge disappointments… they once seemed like really nice people who had good heads on their shoulders (and were willing to work on themselves) that people could learn from. Then all the sudden they get a few free vacations and some fame and they become the scum of TV land. Jon and Kate deserve each other… and the kids deserve parents who want to be parents not side show freaks.

  8. anon on The Sarcasmist anon
    November 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm |

    Maybe he should just go for the Nobel. I mean…all he really needs to do is use that limelight to tell everyone he’d like to make the world to be a better place, possibly, someday, and BAM! Nobel Prize. Which would REALLY impress his kids and girlfriends, right?

  9. Sarah on The Sarcasmist Sarah
    November 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm |

    Ya know most smart people would stop after having twins! I am a twin and my mother is always telling me about how her and my father never slept and how she was so out of her mind she would forget whether or not she brushed her teeth in the morning. Somtimes she would brush them like 6 times a day.
    What the F were they thinking!?! Forget the fact that they probably had trouble providing for two lets take some drugs and make MORE? 8 is like 6 tooo many!

  10. Kim on The Sarcasmist Kim
    November 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm |

    honestly clearly this Glassman chick is looking for some fame herself…22 like seriously don’t you have more ambition than a divorced man with 8 kids!

    • Amanda on The Sarcasmist Amanda
      November 2, 2009 at 3:13 pm |

      So true!