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Odom & Kardashian Wedding To Revive Faith In Marriage

odom-kardashianThe CNN.com article used words and phrases such as ‘much anticipated’ and ‘record ratings’. Apparently the wedding episode was a ratings bonanza for the E! show.

How thrilling and interesting it must have been for millions of people to watch the wedding of Odom who gets paid to entertain idiots, by bouncing a ball around, and Khloe Kardashian who is very much entertained by Odom. This is a storybook union if there ever was one.

Khloe tried to field questions from her friends and family about her quickie engagement and eventually convinced her clan to trust her judgment, insisting that she and Odom were destined to be “together forever.” (CNN)

This is so wonderful; they are going to be together forever. It is, however, debatable whether she was using Hollywood jargon or she actually meant forever.

The most surprising part of this whole story is that the show only got 3.2 million viewers, given that the ratio of idiots to the total U.S. population is about 9 to 10.

6 Comments to Odom & Kardashian Wedding To Revive Faith In Marriage

  1. vei on The Sarcasmist vei
    November 10, 2009 at 6:34 pm |

    rofl! last line was the best. lolol.

    • Kim on The Sarcasmist Kim
      November 10, 2009 at 7:01 pm |

      khloe kardashian is whats wrong with this country. nobody cares about this transvestites road to divorce, hopefully Lamar got a good prenup!

  2. WK Jacobs on The Sarcasmist WK Jacobs
    November 10, 2009 at 10:10 pm |

    ahhhh love. What’s the over/under; two weeks?

  3. NG Dunn on The Sarcasmist NG Dunn
    November 11, 2009 at 6:20 am |

    Alright, let’s start ‘er up. I got money down for three weeks, tops.

  4. Farhang on The Sarcasmist Farhang
    November 11, 2009 at 3:04 pm |

    Brill article, the last line is coool. So many things wrong with the whole world but we live for the good things. WHAT FUCKING GOOD THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. taneicha on The Sarcasmist taneicha
    November 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm |

    Are we also part of the “idiot” clan because we are tuned in to their demise.