Entertainment & Movies
Who Could Have Guessed That The Jay Leno Show Would Be A Flop?
The news of the failure of Jay Leno’s new show (cleverly called The Jay Leno Show) carried with it such shock that it has rattled some people to the core. Who would have guessed that duplicating the Tonight Show (save for the desk) and moving it from 11:30pm to 10:00pm wasn’t the programming genius that [...]
The End of the Tyra (Banks) Show: A National Tragedy
Tyra Banks recently announced that she will be ending her 5-year-run as a talk show host in the Spring of 2010.
“This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Banks told People.com. “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.” (NY Daily News)
Intellectuals and [...]
Tiger Woods: Lover of the Female Form
Many married men have fallen victim to lust and destroyed their life and well as the lives of their families; however, the Tiger Woods saga is a completely different animal. The Sarcasmist’s highly trained news ninjas have found out that Mr. Woods’ original intentions were nothing but the mere infatuation by the female form.
Allegedly, Mr. [...]
Obama To Be Fitted With LoJack Unit
The security breach at the White House dinner by Mr. & Mrs. Salahi who were able to attend the dinner even though they had no invitations, has caused the U. S. Secret Service to take drastic measures in making sure that they can recover President Obama if he happens to get kidnapped. This decision to [...]
Movie Review: The Blind Side
The Blind Side is a feel-good story about how great white people can be when they really want to. The story is about a white rich woman (Sandra Bullock) who adopts an African American high school student (sorry I couldn’t find the guys name anywhere) and makes him a success by helping him bulldoze people [...]
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