Entertainment & Movies
Obama To Be Fitted With LoJack Unit
The security breach at the White House dinner by Mr. & Mrs. Salahi who were able to attend the dinner even though they had no invitations, has caused the U. S. Secret Service to take drastic measures in making sure that they can recover President Obama if he happens to get kidnapped. This decision to [...]
Movie Review: The Blind Side
The Blind Side is a feel-good story about how great white people can be when they really want to. The story is about a white rich woman (Sandra Bullock) who adopts an African American high school student (sorry I couldn’t find the guys name anywhere) and makes him a success by helping him bulldoze people [...]
Oprah, Please Don’t Go!
In a selfless decision, Oprah Winfrey, has announced that she’ll be ending her long-running talk show in September of 2011. This comes as a shock to everyone since her ratings had been dropping for a long time and she was able to make less money.
“After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, [...]
Rosie O’Donnell Stops Pretending
It turns out that Rosie O’Donnell’s significant other, Kelli Carpenter, moved out two years ago; a fact that O’Donnell has been keeping quiet about this entire time. She is, however, very happy with Kelli’s replacement, a long-haired Chihuahua.
During a talk, on her radio show, with Sonya Fitzpatrick (a pet psychic) O’Donnell revealed that Misty (that’s [...]
The Cause of Americans Losing Their Job: Obama
President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama’s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
