Brangelina Lives!
It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue.
Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely disappointed to see the most famous couple in the World living happily with their growing family of adoptive children.
The reports of their breakup were originally publicized through the News of the World website. The rumor was then picked up and reported by numerous online ‘news’ outlets. As is to be expected, the story generated a fair amount of advertising revenue for all the sites who reported it. Additionally, the schadenfreude that welled up will undoubtedly deflate, leaving millions of people unhappy. Gossipmongers and their audience are said to be devastated at the news of Brad and Angelina’s storybook life together.
Despite all the commotion caused by Brad and Angelina remaining a loving couple, the hope is that sooner or later another celebrity tragedy will trigger mass euphoria. Though, most experts agree that any such tragedy is unlikely rival the Brangelina rumor.
Rumors that started on the internet turning out to be unfounded and untrue!?
This is blasphemy!
This completely discredits all internet based sources of information. Something must be done to prevent this from happening again or else all web generated information may lose the trusting masses.
I agree, it would be an even bigger tragedy to have the integrity of this mass-trusted information source discredited by such an asinine BS Subject….Cheers
OH
MY
GOD
Chalk up another point for “Nobody gives a shit”
lol, the sad thing is a lot of “nobodies” actually do give a shit. don’t ask me why though…their own meaningless, trivial lives are so boring they have to live through someone else’s?
Who?
haha
I think when it said “despite all the commission” it was supposed to say “commotion..”? Just sayin’…
Commission as in commission from dollars spent at the advertisers websites.
Seriously, who believes all the tabloids about ANYTHING??? Must be slow in the world of entertainment, have to invent MORE drama in Hollywood! lol…I’m glad Brad and Angelina and their brood are happy and together. I know, how about LEAVE THEM ALONE! Is it a crime for them to be happy?
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!11 *SOB*
Anyway, on a more serious note, I do agree with you…
Hear hear!
We will crush them
OH gosh .. you mean they are together again .. or rather … they didn’t break up in the first place .. then what are the masses going to be doing and talking about … The media really need to cook up some new stories again to fill up their minds .. its a crime not to do so.