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Justin Bieber to Release Illustrated Memoir

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 2, 2010 - Comments (10)

That’s right, the YouTube phenomenon turned real-life superstar, Justin Bieber, is set to release an illustrated memoir titled ‘Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story’.

In a press release, Bieber said, “Every day I wake up and count my blessings. My fans have played such a large part in all of this and they help me live my dreams every day. I’m excited to share just a little bit more of my world with them through this book. Between the behind-the-scenes pictures and the story I think this is going to be something they can all enjoy. This is just another way for me to say thank you to my fans.”

Presumably the memoir had to be illustrated since there wasn’t nearly enough content for the book since Bieber is only 16. I do hope they start from the beginning, when Bieber was conceived—this would open up a much larger market for the book as a sex education tool.

Comments

  1. He should wait till he is no longer famous or till he turns 17… Whichever comes first.

  2. See Jason blather. Blather, Jason! Blather!

  3. you guysss. leave justine alone, shes really pretty even though her voice isnt that great.

  4. “This is just another way for me to say thank you to my fans?????”
    Um, no, this is just another way to get them to spend their hard-earned pocket-money on more crap!

  5. Yay. How exciting. Can’t wait.
    But how are the kids going to read it if it’s not on YouTube? Do they know how to turn pages in a book??

  6. Why is this so special? Havnt they been making colouring in books for a while now?

  7. You all need to read it first before you wax cynical! I hear the chapter on his mid-life crisis at 8 is very dark

  8. ok. who is justin beiber?, and why did the sarcasm society just make him famous?… ooh, sorry, i see. they put his name on their site that has a million hits a day. (my bad)

  9. Justin Bieber age 16- Multi-million dollar singer
    Justin Bieber age 23- 4 time employee of the month at Burger King

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