Lady Gaga Keeps Her Creativity In Her Vagina
Lady Gaga, the darling of the media, has given a very revealing interview to Vanity Fair and posed nude for the cover. In the interview Lady Gaga reveals secrets that non-Gaga people would think twice about before spilling the beans for an international publication.
Lady Gaga tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson that she tries to avoid having sex because she is afraid of depleting her creative energy—“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” (Vanity Fair)
This is one of the main reasons why I keep hitting a creative wall—I lack a warm and moist place to keep and nurture my creativity and keep it from creativity thieves. I wonder if Lady Gaga would be kind enough to let my creativity keep her creativity company.
You sure about that? I don’t think you know where her creativity has been…
You never know what will happen after getting creative with someone. Hell, sometimes the pre-creativity can create things you never wanted.
you can’t make this crap up.
So that’s what happened to Brittney Spears…all of her creativity must’ve fallen right out.
Without touching the sides!
So… she doesn’t have a penis?
so in other words…virgins are really freakin’ creative.
Yes virgins are really creative… Just look at Justin Bieber
and to top the cake he IS a vagina no wonder hes so famous.
Dan, that’s highly insulting to vaginas.
This is so stupid, but then again it is “Lady Gaga!”
How she became a hit sensation, is still beyond me! Her music is almost as bad a her wardrobe, make-up, and hair styles!! Please tell me, why would you PAY someone to do to you what a 2 year old could do for fun, and FREE?! Let alone go in front of the entire world looking like an absolute hot mess!
Stop hating! Y’all are just jealous!
“Y’all”? People really say “y’all”? And “stop hating”? Shouldn’t it be “stop h’ting” Really, if you are going to sound like a hick, go 100% hick.
this is hilarious!
So all her hits must’ve been created during her PMS. Figures. Also, this means all the great gay artists must be celibate?
Sterilisation. No loss of creativity juice. You have to hand it to the gays for winning a