Megan Fox Now Only Available for Fantasies

OMG!

As you may (or may not) have heard, Megan Fox, the over-lipped Hollywood starlet, the object of desire to many pubescent teenage boys and middle-aged socially awkward men, has been snatched up by Brian Austin Green. Mr. Green has dashed the hopes of all those men who fancied themselves as potential suitors to the brilliant actress.

Fox and Green started dating in 2004, but split in February 2009 after a two year engagement. Within a few months they had reconciled and, as Usmagazine.com first reported, Green, 36, popped the question to Fox, 24, for a second time on June 1. The big proposal was thwarted when they accidentally lost the 2-carat sparkler on the beach. (OMG)

She must have figured that she should tie the knot before her skyrocketing career, through a string of highly acclaimed movies such as Transformers 2 and Jennifer’s Body, -didn’t leave her enough time to become a married woman.