NASCAR Drivers Tired of Driving In Circles
"One day I'll just turn right."
Unbeknownst to most, NASCAR drivers have secretly developed a campaign to change the shape of all the the race tracks so they are not so mind-numbingly boring. One of the more vociferous drivers, who wished to remain anonymous, said,
“It’s not just us–it’s the fans too! How long can someone just sit there and watch cars go in a circle? Why do you think alcohol consumption is so high at the race track? It’s because people are trying to keep themselves from being bored to death.”
“We are not greyhounds for God’s sake!”, said another driver.
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They need to build a figure eight! Races would be shorter, but EVERY lap will be very intesting.
whats wrong with just drinking and waiting for a car wreck?? its almost like an episode of cops but in person.
I personally enjoy driving in awkwardly shaped circles for hours at a time. I was just telling one of my friends that everything should go in circles. She walked away. I wonder when she’ll be back?
What?! NASCAR has to be the most heart-stopping, blood-curdling, suspensive sport to watch!
Let the drivers drink! It would make things very interesting.
NASCAR is what NASCAR is…and always has been. Would you change football to utilize a round ball instead of a oblonge-shaped one? ……I think not…or it would be called SOCCER!
Soccer is football in the country that invented it. you kick the ball so its football. but then agin irish football is round and australias. oblonge or egg shaped as it is known world wide.
soccer is more of “foot”ball than anything else…i still havent understood y football is football when they just grab,run and wrestle!
You get the point. But I stand corrected on my history of football.
….and I spoke from the “American” perspective of the game…which I admittedly failed to clarify.
I think one of America’s most popular sports not needing alcohol to get through would be weird. It would be like taking the stink off crap. It should not be done ’cause then people might want to eat it…
N.A.S.C.A.R.
Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks
Need I say more.
every drive out has more Athletic ability in there pinky finger then in your hole famn damily !!!!!!!!!
I think Tom just proved one point. Next time try using “whole” instead of “hole”.
No, wait… if I’d bothered to read your illiterate ramblings, the entire thing would have been marked in red pen. I certainly hope that was meant to be a sarcastic reply.
Duh, Julie
Duh!!
Good one.
“NASCAR is what NASCAR is…and always has been”
not really…it used to be moon shiners racing on dirt tacks they cut out themselves…not exactly the same thing you see today, with all the rules and regulations, and millions of dollars paid out in all sorts of directions