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		<title>Bachelor&#8217;s degree boosts health</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new study by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention (CDC) found that those with a higher level of education are less likely to be obese, and suffer from chronic diseases, compared to those with only a high school education. &#8220;Highly educated people tend to have healthier behaviors, avoid unhealthy ones and have more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skechers to pay $40 million settlement</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are one of those people who are still hugely fat despite buying one of those Skechers fitness shoes, then you&#8217;ll love to learn that Skechers has been found to have fibbed about how some of their shoes can help you lose weight and tone flabby buttocks. The company will have to pony up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What if male superheros posed like their female counterparts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Some parodies are too good to not promote &#8211; This one by Kevin Bolk Further EnlightenmentThe best things in lifeBe mindful of the poor and unfortunateA penny savedOne-track mindIt can ruin friendships]]></description>
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		<title>Toddler pulled off airplane for being on TSA no-fly list</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 18:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A toddler, Riyanna, was pulled off a JetBlue flight after her boarding pass was flagged as being on the TSA&#8217;s &#8216;No-Fly List&#8217;. The 18-month old, whose parents are both of Middle Eastern descent (and whose mother wears a head-scarf), was asked to get off the flight (along with her parents), and ended up being held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It takes at least two weeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sarcastic Sinews]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Further EnlightenmentIt can ruin friendshipsUndiscovered TalentCartoon ViolenceI need to know your political affiliation to decide if I like youThe atheist and the believer]]></description>
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		<title>Obama loses a bunch of votes to federal inmate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 20:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keith Judd was on the West Virginia Democratic Primary ballot, and 42 percent of the vote yesterday. Judd is currently serving at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institute in Texas for making threats at the University of New Mexico in 1999. Almost 52,000 West Virginia voters voted for the guy who wasn&#8217;t Obama. This can only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have your brain surgery Tweeted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 17:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Houston&#8217;s Memorial Hermann hospital has joined the technological revolution offering a live Twitter feed of a brain surgery being performed by Dr. Dong Kim. People can follow the surgery with step-by-step tweets, and twitpics and ask questions to the surgical team by following @houstonhospital and #MHbrain. The surgery started at 10:00am and will continue for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eat yogurt. Get bigger balls.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 15:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New research, by a team of researchers from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), has shown that mice that eat yogurt have balls that are 5 percent heavier than those of mice which are fed a regular diet. Interestingly enough, unlike most other highly useful studies, this one didn’t start off with a goal of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Basements beat out helmets as the better defense against tornadoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 18:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In recent news, helmets have been touted as a tool to help reduce the chance of suffering a head trauma during a tornado; however, there seems to be some confusion as to how effective a helmet can be. The Centers for Disease Control is finding it necessary to clarify that putting on a bike helmet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tasers may cause cardiac arrest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 16:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sarcasmist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a new study, researchers are surprised by the results they found. It turns out that delivering an electric shock to the chest of a person can lead to cardiac arrest. Who would have guessed?! If you are unfamiliar with the Taser, it is a hand-held tool, used by law enforcement across the World, which [...]]]></description>
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