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		<title>Oprah, Please Don’t Go!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a selfless decision, Oprah Winfrey, has announced that she’ll be ending her long-running talk show in September of 2011. This comes as a shock to everyone since her ratings had been dropping for a long time and she was able to make less money.
&#8220;After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The End of Racism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This has been a long time coming but scientists have finally created a vaccine that cures racism and any type of prejudicial tendencies that people may have. The breakthrough occurred when the vaccine was able to completely shut down any mental processes that require decision-making based on experiential learning and learned experiences (learning through the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama: I Am Not Prejudging Them</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama, in an NBC News interview, said that the people of the United States will not be offended once our judicial system convicts and executes the 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This was in response to conservative objections to holding a civil trial on U.S. soil (New York city).
I think the conservatives are missing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rosie O&#8217;Donnell Stops Pretending</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It turns out that Rosie O&#8217;Donnell&#8217;s significant other, Kelli Carpenter, moved out two years ago; a fact that O&#8217;Donnell has been keeping quiet about this entire time. She is, however, very happy with Kelli&#8217;s replacement, a long-haired Chihuahua.
During a talk, on her radio show, with Sonya Fitzpatrick (a pet psychic) O&#8217;Donnell revealed that Misty (that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cause of Americans Losing Their Job: Obama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama&#8217;s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Muammar Gaddafi: The New Prophet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Libyan dictator, Muammar Gaddafi, in a stroke of brilliance has figured out the best group to preach Middle-Eastern style Islam to. It turns out that women are the best group to convince to convert to Islam. Why you ask? It’s because the life of women in the Middle East is far better than elsewhere [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Dare The Chinese Not Be Free?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The U.S. is very concerned with the lack of freedom the Chinese people suffer. This is one of the biggest concerns of our day. The freedom of other people is of paramount importance. China should surely follow the advice of the people who brought freedom and democracy to Iraq and are poised to do the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/world-news/how-dare-the-chinese-not-be-free.html</link>
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		<title>Designer Vaginas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a new surge to build self confidence, women are turning to labiaplasty, a cosmetic procedure which is meant to reduce the size of the labia minora (irony anyone?), in an attempt to make the vagina more attractive (Times Online). Unfortunately, these women are being fleeced of thousands of dollars without knowing the reality of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/health-beauty/designer-vaginas.html</link>
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		<title>Doctors Working on Growing Breasts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Researchers in Australia are working on developing a method to re-grow breast tissue following surgery. This process is being developed to help women regain their form and self confidence after going through the heart-wrenching experience of a mastectomy. The procedure is still in such an early stage that the researchers are hesitant to start talking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/health-beauty/doctors-working-on-growing-breasts.html</link>
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		<title>Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy Crap! It’s a good thing CNN was not trying to capitalize on the Fort Hood Shooting, or there would be outrage.
This has got to be one of my favorite headlines of all time. They might as well have expanded the headline to read:
Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students &#38; Muslim Doctor Killed Christian Soldiers
But [...]]]></description>
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