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Obama saves the day by taking a 5% pay cut

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 4, 2013 | Comments

In a show of solidarity with federal workers hurting from the government-wide spending cuts forced by the sequester, President Obama has decided to return 5% of his salary to the Treasury. The White House stated that the President did this to share in the sacrifice that the government employees are making. This is one of ... Read More

New bill in congress aims to restrict the use of sarcasm

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 1, 2013 | Comments

It is widely accepted that sarcasm can cause problems in certain situations, so a small group of concerned congressmen (I am not naming them here as I know there is going to be a huge outcry, and I really don’t want them to start off the month of April getting hate-mail–they have enough to worry ... Read More

Can’t afford beef? Take a drive down a Montana country road

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 22, 2013 | Comments

When it comes to car accidents, seldom do the bloody victims inspire salivation and lip smacking. But that’s about to change in Montana. Montana lawmakers have passed a bill making salvaging of road kill a lawful act. The only thing between this bill and it becoming state law is Governor Steve Bullock’s signature; however, there ... Read More

The US Post Office tries to save money, but the Congress bans any such idiocy

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 21, 2013 | Comments

As a partial solution to their $16 billion loss last year, the USPS has stated that it would switch to 5-day service to save $2 billion a year; however, the Congress would have none of that, and promptly passed a law to ban any such idiocy. But don’t worry, since the postal service is not ... Read More

Obama job council laid off

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 31, 2013 | Comments

The grand council of economic minds put together by President Obama has been laid off en masse. The council, a group of high-powered executives, had been tasked by the President to advise his administration as to how create jobs. Having done a bang-up job, the President thought it was time to thank them for their ... Read More

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