2010 Census Making Obama Administration Nervous
Information that some rather not have.
The Obama administration is preparing for a backlash as the 2010 US Census gets underway. It is believed that his popularity will fall even farther among certain groups of Americans once the census reveals that the majority white population is slowly losing its majority status. But since it hasn’t yet, it is important for politicians to pander to the largest voter demographic. Here is a short list of some of the options the White House is entertaining:
- Quail hunting trip with President Obama and Vice President Biden, including a non-lethal ‘accident’.
- The CIA may stage an arugula-induced chocking episode in the Oval Office.
- Major tax cuts for the well-to-do, disguised as tax cuts for the rich-to-be (i.e. the currently poor).
- President Obama will give try to give Chancellor Merkel an impromptu shoulder massage. Note: Mrs. Obama is said to be unhappy about this particular option.
- A planned brush clearing session by President Obama on the White House lawn.
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