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Drill Baby Drill! – Obama Proposes Offshore Drilling

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 31, 2010 - Comments (14)

Drill baby drill!

White House medical staff is very concerned about President Obama’s mental state, and believe that the Neocons have managed to successfully launch a mind control campaign. This speculation has come about as a result of a recent announcement by the President about allowing offshore drilling in vast areas off of the East Coast.

“The bottom line is this: Given our energy needs, in order to sustain economic growth and produce jobs and keep our businesses competitive, we are going to need to harness traditional sources of fuel even as we ramp up production of new sources of renewable, homegrown energy,” Obama said.

Surprisingly, oil company executives are thrilled about the prospect of offshore drilling, while environmentalists are crying foul.

The White House medical team is preparing a series of tests in order to figure out how the Neocons managed to get Obama to channel Palin.

Comments

  1. What’s sad is the fact that the sarcastic part is the mind control bit…

  2. Sometimes the truth is the hardest thing to hear. Unless Obama’s mental state has truly been affected by the neocons, we were lied to and led down the garden path. I can’t express the resentment I feel.

  3. After signing a MASSIVELY liberal initiative like health insurance reform into law, the president is now scrambling like mad (as his doctors apparently fear) to establish his “moderate” cred. He also recently told troops in Afghanistan that Americans never back down or retreat, despite years of campaigning on the promise that he’d “immediately” pull troops out of the Middle East.

  4. I love how easily influenced our president is by the media and public. Instead of taking a hard stand against or for the ideas and policies he stated in his campaign he seems to go after whatever happens to be in the public demand. Someone great (who, however, slips my mind) once said, “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”

    • Or, in the words of Groucho Marx: “these are my principles! Of course, if you don’t like them, I have more!”

    • Wait a minute, who said anything about politicians having principles?

      The only hard stands they make anymore are the ones that will swell government power and influence over the governed. Everything else, you see, is a minor detail.

    • WHAT?
      a politician catering to the majority?
      oh the devilry!

  5. Hmm. Because, of course. Every decision that is made is -solely- that of the president. There’s no such thing as him knowing that there are some cases that, should he fight it, will end in him being reamed up the rear sideways, so he might as well just support it so he can at least look like he’s in charge.

    Face it. Our president does about as much as the Emperor of Japan. He’s an easy scape goat, and a symbol of the nation, but honestly has very little power of his own.

  6. er hate to break this news story but the simple fact is

    YOUR BROKE!

    The economy is shafted for the next twenty years, if there is to be any hope of recovery there must be new sources of wealth and Oil is a guarenteed seller.

    Obama can be as socialist as he likes but if theres no cash to pay for it whats the point?

    p.s. Is Off-shore drilling more harmful than blowing up half the middle east?

  7. So, if he does anything remotely less than Eco friendly the left hates him, and if he supports anything to help the People the right hates him. Man this poor guy can’t do anything right. I’m so glad he actually thinks things through and acts instead of reacts to all the screaming coming from either side. The fact is we still depend on oil, and our own oil is better economically and politically than foreign oil. The troops need to stay in the region the Bushies so thoughtfully destabalized until those regions can police themselves! AND as everyone seems to have so quickly forgotten the Federal Budget was BALANCED under Clinton when he handed the reigns of government over to Georgie! Why oh why isn’t any one bringing that little tidbit up? Could it be the neoconservhaters don’t want anyone to remember that one?

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