Drill Baby Drill! – Obama Proposes Offshore Drilling
White House medical staff is very concerned about President Obama’s mental state, and believe that the Neocons have managed to successfully launch a mind control campaign. This speculation has come about as a result of a recent announcement by the President about allowing offshore drilling in vast areas off of the East Coast.
“The bottom line is this: Given our energy needs, in order to sustain economic growth and produce jobs and keep our businesses competitive, we are going to need to harness traditional sources of fuel even as we ramp up production of new sources of renewable, homegrown energy,” Obama said.
Surprisingly, oil company executives are thrilled about the prospect of offshore drilling, while environmentalists are crying foul.
The White House medical team is preparing a series of tests in order to figure out how the Neocons managed to get Obama to channel Palin.