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New Democratic Abortion Strategy

Written by The Sarcasmist on December 7, 2009 - Comments (19)

SpermThe Democratic party seems to be slowly caving into Republican demands to eliminate insurance coverage for abortions. Even though the republicans are seemingly winning in an overwhelmingly democratic Congress, the true guile of the Democrats lies in the subtlety of their tactic. By allowing the restriction of abortions the democrats hope to have a new generation of republicans to groom into abortion-loving left-wing fanatics.

This shows great foresight by the Democrats. They are not interested in short-term solutions to U.S.’s problems. Their plan is calculated, and takes advantage of the unsuspecting Republicans who think they are winning, when in fact they are falling prey to the democratic sleight of hand.

Comments

  1. Ya left-wing! Communism FTW

  2. Until the new wave of Republicans find out their lives were saved by the old wave’s actions. Abortion is not hereditary.

  3. Is there a way to determine the fetus’ political party in utero so that we can abort both the Republicans AND Democrats. That would leave the rest of us free to actually live in a democracy.

    • That was so awesomely well put I might just steal it!

    • Technically we don’t live in a democracy. We have a constitutional rebulic.

    • Yes, I stand corrected. I’d much rather live in a republic.

      Thank you! :o)

    • True, true. it would be nice to have some representative gov’t going on…

    • We can only hope – but…. abortion will never be outlawed because there is too much money to be made by both sides. Fundraisers, rallies, political opportunities – fuggetaboutit! The politics and policies of abortion are a freaking cash cow.

    • *sigh* aside from Rebublicans and Democrats, what would you have in place? Fascists? Communists? Socialists? Green Party? You do live in a democratic system, you just don’t realise it.

  4. Abortions for all!

    • Here, Here!

      I’ve always said I was pro-abortion. If every young woman had a forced abortion before college, they’d be a lot more careful with those rubbers!

  5. I’m so sick and tired of sperm being blamed for everything.

  6. as soon as men get pregnant I’ll be more than happy to listen to their opinions on the topic.

    • Way to generalise, hun.

    • of course the father should have no say in the matter, and while were at it lets make him pay the woman money if she puts no effort into finding a job

    • men will never get pregnant but i do believe that if you have consensual sex and “accidentally” make a baby the male and female should come to an agreement on what they should do with the unborn baby however if a woman is raped the rapist deserves absolutely no right as to what happens to the unborn baby. And as a male i do also believe that it should not be male politicians in Washington decision as to what women can or cannot do with their unborn babies.

    • Well duhhh… Mel

      Men can already have babies. We saw Arnold Swharzenegger (you know… the Mayor of California) have one in one of those hilarious comedy romps he was so famous for back in the 80′s.

      I think it was called Kindergarten Cop.

      The technology has clearly been around for years. We have just not been dumb enough to use it.
      If your husband was kind enough to buy you a television to put in your kitchen you would have already known this.

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