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Obama loses a bunch of votes to federal inmate

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 9, 2012 - Comments (3)

Keith Judd was on the West Virginia Democratic Primary ballot, and 42 percent of the vote yesterday.

Judd is currently serving at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institute in Texas for making threats at the University of New Mexico in 1999.

Almost 52,000 West Virginia voters voted for the guy who wasn’t Obama. This can only mean one thing, 42 percent of West Virginians are racists who’d rather see a convicted felon in the White House than have President Obama win a second term.

In a way, Judd is a clever fellow–instead of getting elected to political office and then breaking the law, he chose to pursue a political career once most other means of earning an honest living moved out of reach due to his criminal past.

Comments

  1. Virginia and West Virginia are two different states

  2. Franz Liszt

    Well said! Finally, an individual who understands that “order of operations” is critical to arriving at a correct answer….Criminal=politition- intelligence(+ ignorance)= the American political system.

  3. Let’s all play spot the sarcasm…

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