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Obama Seen Drinking Tea!

Written by The Sarcasmist on December 16, 2009 - Comments (15)
Tea: Drink of the Socialists!

Tea: Drink of the Socialists!

The latest report from the Sarcasmist informants is that President Barack Obama has been seen enjoying high tea, and what is worse he put milk in it.

It has been long suspected that President Obama was in the pocket of the British, but it is now clear that he is indeed a rabid socialist. Who else drinks tea with milk? That’s just crazy!

It is no wonder that President Obama called the republican tea partiers ‘extremists’. He was enraged by the fact that they were destroying tea, drink of the socialists. Now we know that the stories during the presidential campaign about the President’s Honest Tea addiction were more than slanderous rumors.

The Sarcasmist calls on the President to abandon his socialist ways and show his commitment to the United States of America by drinking a heart-stopping cup of good old coffee, and make sure to take it black, like a real American.


  1. i never understood that whole tea at mid day thing. early in the morning to shake the cold off or at night to put you sleep! and how dare he drink tea in the day! really!

  2. I drink tea with milk..hahahha…It’s good :P

  3. Bloody Americans. Tea is a drink. High Tea is a meal.

  4. I always knew he was up to something and now the tea proves it! WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO IMPEACH HIM?! SHOULD WE WAIT UNTIL HE STARTS EATING CRUMPETS?!

  5. The fact that he couldn’t drink it black shows you what kind of man he is! He is such a socialist!!

  6. Tea Drinker c[_]

    I love the idea some people actually have for some reason that at some time in the day Britain stops and everyone drinks tea. I find it outrageous xD People just drink tea, or coffee, or both. I’d rather have a nice cuppa tea brewed for the magic 2 minutes witha good serving of milk to ‘fill out’ the sensation, than a cappucino anyday! :P I do love some of the Sage. But since when was Britain socialist?? xD Haha I think Obama’s on track for “most Sage’d topic”

  7. Have to say, what the hell are you on about? I’m British and I have never had a cup of tea at mid-day. Partly because I think it’s the weakest and most pathetic hot beverage you can find especially when compared to coffee. Besides, in the end we all know that Britain is ultimately, and there is no other way to say this, Americas bitch.

  8. I hope the new year brings you an editor AND a sense of humor. Best wishes for 2010!!

  9. As cheryl cole would say………i enjoy a nice cuppa tea! lolz……….btw im not british!

  10. Oh come on, we all know that you American’s can’t get enough of the “cute” British accents. All this shows is that the President is even more in love with the British than any other American! Jolly good show I say! Good man, good man!

    About time the British had an influence on American culture rather than the other way around.

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