Obama To Be Fitted With LoJack Unit
Tareq and Michaele Salahi with Vice President Joe Biden
The security breach at the White House dinner by Mr. & Mrs. Salahi who were able to attend the dinner even though they had no invitations, has caused the U. S. Secret Service to take drastic measures in making sure that they can recover President Obama if he happens to get kidnapped. This decision to outfit all of President Obama’s suits with LoJack was based on the lack of capability they were discovered to have when Mrs. Salahi got herself and her husband into the party by allegedly saying “Oh it must be in the car.”, when asked for her invitation to the White House dinner.
In a statement, a LoJack public relations spokes person spoke of how honored the company is to be given the great responsibility of tracking the President.
It has also been suggested that along with LoJack installations, the secret service might also be considering utilizing OnStar as well.
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“This is OnStar”
“Uh yeah, we need to find the president”
“Again? Alright he’s…”
in the mosque… LOL
rotfl! Great one “OnStar”
LOVE THIS!!!
Classic! Great one OnStar
if only they could have high tech laser wall guard things like they did at Auschwitz, but instead of keeping people in, it keeps people out unless they have this super awesome laser chip implanted into their members so when they approach the laser wall door head slicer thing….. it OPENS UP!!!!
haha.. in your face secret service for not hiring me.. I COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR BEST ENGINEER!!!!!!
Um…wouldn’t it be easier to just hire better door people…or wait…let’s just get sharks with freakin’ laser beams attached to their freakin’ heads!!!
or at least ill tempered mutated sea bass.
LOL!
Love the onstar comment!
“Ok sir, please describe your vehicle”
“well, hes black, around 6′, big goofy ears, missing regestration and a birth certificate, currently president…”
LMMFAO
rotfl! Nice.
This is pure FUN-E!
how about the dumbass secret service just saying, “ok, return to your car & retrieve your invitation.” but then again, when has anyone who works at the White House done their job right lately?!
Another OnStar reenactment:
“Mr. Obama, this is OnStar we are receiving a signal that you have been separated from your Secret service detail. I’m notifying the Secret Service of your position…sir help is on the way and I’ll stay on the line with you until they get there…”
OnStar for the president would make advertising for General Motors a little easier, after all, they are more or less government property after all the bailouts, so why not go ahead and give a small donation to their “investors”
Obama promises to get cocaine off of America’s streets, one line at a time, but now that the Obama administration has come to power, what do you call any intelligent people at the White House?
Tourists.
What if the kidnappers, after hearing about this highly publicized thing about putting trackers in his clothes, just take his clothes off?
Then how would they find the president?! O.O