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Social Security a Ponzi scheme!

Written by on September 8, 2011 | Comments (24)

I never realized it until Governor Perry showed me the light during the GOP debate but it’s true:  the entire Social Security system is a giant Ponzi scheme!  Let’s look at the evidence . . . I “invest” in Social Security and then get paid when I retire with other people’s “investments”.  Yup.  That’s the ... Read More

President Obama’s joint session speech scheduling “debacle”

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2011 | Comments (6)

Did President Obama just manipulate the House into doing his bidding while simultaneously getting free publicity?  The facts are these: 1. Obama wanted to schedule a joint session of Congress to discuss his jobs creation proposal, mere hours after they returned from recess. 2. The original timing conflicts with a Republican presidential debate being held ... Read More

Applying for welfare now even bigger self esteem booster

Written by SarcasMiss on August 31, 2011 | Comments (31)

Florida—also known as the new Athens for its progressive policy and excelling judicial system, has outdone itself again in a startling new race to the bottom of the barrel. The vibrant minds of the Sunshine State have passed a glowing new policy that requires those applying for welfare to take a blood drug test (peeing ... Read More

Cigarette manufacturers sue the FDA

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 19, 2011 | Comments (33)

The FDA has plans of requiring cigarette packages to display not only the Surgeon General warning, but also graphic images of the consequences of smoking, including a pair of healthy lungs next to a pair of blackened and diseased lungs, or a man smoking out of a hole in this throat. Of course, tobacco companies ... Read More

Biden visits our creditors

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 17, 2011 | Comments (3)

It has not become necessary for Vice President Joe Biden to visit China to help reaffirm the status of the United States as a World economic power. The visit was planned back in January of this year, but has since taken on a whole new significance as the United States has demonstrated that its political ... Read More

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