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No more teenagers in the house of representatives

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 9, 2011 | Comments (6)

House leaders announced yesterday that the page program would be coming to an end. For those of you unfamiliar with the house page program, it is the arrangement which allowed high school students to act as nonpartisan federal employees, providing administrative support services to the operations of the House of Representatives. The House is ending ... Read More

We’ll always be a AAA country, because we’ve always been a AAA country

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 8, 2011 | Comments (14)

That is the logic of our esteemed president, Barack Obama. This is why we elect leaders, so that during tough times we have someone in a position of authority who is not afraid to look us straight in the eye and read hollow mantras from a teleprompter. Obama is not in denial, he is just ... Read More

One giant leap for mankind . . . backward

Written by Sarcasmo on August 5, 2011 | Comments (9)

I get that times are tough but apparently they’re so tough they’re hurtling technology backward through space-time.  By now everybody knows NASA’s shuttle program has been retired.  (If you don’t, just stop reading and go back under the rock.)  And apparently in order to move forward from the shuttle, we first have to move back ... Read More

Obama to fix job situation

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 5, 2011 | Comments (1)

Understandably, a lot of Americans are worried about jobs and their financial future, but in reality, there is little to worry about; our politicians are on the case, and are constantly working on innovative solutions, such as raising taxes or cutting taxes, to solve the joblessness in America. Today, President Obama, in a speech to ... Read More

Congressman learns that it’s not a good idea to hit on donor’s daughter

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 4, 2011 | Comments (5)

The story has been in the news for a couple of weeks now, but it finally came to an end today when Representative David Wu resigned his post as an Oregon congressman. He resigned, as he had promised, due to accusations that he had made unwanted sexual advances with a teenager. Now this is not ... Read More

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