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Did Vietnam teach us nothing?

Written by on September 13, 2011 | Comments (6)

 John Pistole, head of the TSA, mentioned back in June that terrorists might use kids.  “We need to use common sense.”  Exactly.  We’ve all heard the horror stories of the Vietnam War where children with explosives strapped to them would innocently stroll into a bar with soldiers.  The results were, needless to say, not good.  ... Read More

Social Security a Ponzi scheme!

Written by on September 8, 2011 | Comments (24)

I never realized it until Governor Perry showed me the light during the GOP debate but it’s true:  the entire Social Security system is a giant Ponzi scheme!  Let’s look at the evidence . . . I “invest” in Social Security and then get paid when I retire with other people’s “investments”.  Yup.  That’s the ... Read More

President Obama’s joint session speech scheduling “debacle”

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2011 | Comments (6)

Did President Obama just manipulate the House into doing his bidding while simultaneously getting free publicity?  The facts are these: 1. Obama wanted to schedule a joint session of Congress to discuss his jobs creation proposal, mere hours after they returned from recess. 2. The original timing conflicts with a Republican presidential debate being held ... Read More

Applying for welfare now even bigger self esteem booster

Written by SarcasMiss on August 31, 2011 | Comments (31)

Florida—also known as the new Athens for its progressive policy and excelling judicial system, has outdone itself again in a startling new race to the bottom of the barrel. The vibrant minds of the Sunshine State have passed a glowing new policy that requires those applying for welfare to take a blood drug test (peeing ... Read More

Cigarette manufacturers sue the FDA

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 19, 2011 | Comments (33)

The FDA has plans of requiring cigarette packages to display not only the Surgeon General warning, but also graphic images of the consequences of smoking, including a pair of healthy lungs next to a pair of blackened and diseased lungs, or a man smoking out of a hole in this throat. Of course, tobacco companies ... Read More

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