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Color Printer Ban in Government Buildings

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 23, 2010 | Comments (13)

In a proposal that would make the United States move ever closer to being completely color-blind, the Congress will consider a bill that bans color printers in all government buildings. “If we are supposed to be a society of equals and without discrimination, then we must make certain that every activity reflects our ultimate goal. ... Read More

The Orange Juice Party Is Here!

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 16, 2010 | Comments (12)

The latest of the breakfast beverage parties has taken the political scene by storm. In a response to the Tea Party and the Coffee Party, a growing number of activists have joined together to create the Orange Juice Party. “We are tired of all these wannabe political activists starting idiotic parties, and spewing their rhetoric. ... Read More

2010 Census Making Obama Administration Nervous

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 15, 2010 | Comments (3)

The Obama administration is preparing for a backlash as the 2010 US Census gets underway. It is believed that his popularity will fall even farther among certain groups of Americans once the census reveals that the majority white population is slowly losing its majority status. But since it hasn’t yet, it is important for politicians ... Read More

US Accuses China of Enabling US Overspending

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 12, 2010 | Comments (5)

The US Government, in a bold move, is accusing China of being an enabler. The accusation comes at an important time since China’s growing economic and political might is threatening to challenge the dominance of the US and putting a strain on the Sino-American relationship. With the massive savings of the Chinese population and government, ... Read More

Stock Trading Illegal – Rules US Supreme Court

Written by The Sarcasmist on February 17, 2010 | Comments (6)

In a shocking decision, the United States Supreme Court has outlawed stock trading. The decision, which was handed down this evening after days of deliberation by the Court, will outlaw stock trading for individuals (day traders), who use online services to buy and sell stocks. The court likened stock trading to gambling. In a nine-to-zero ... Read More

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