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New Terrorism Prevention Measures

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 4, 2010 | Comments (10)

The Sarcasmist has learned, through a secret source, that the Homeland Security office plans to implement new measure to thwart future bombing attempts. This was, of course, triggered by the Time Square bomb scare that luckily ended without incident. An observant shopkeeper alerted the authorities of a suspicious black Nissan Pathfinder SUV which was parked ... Read More

Sub Women in the Navy

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 30, 2010 | Comments (29)

Women in the United States Navy have finally won a hard-fought battle to spend months in dark and cramped quarters with horny men. “The first U.S. women allowed to serve aboard submarines will be reporting for duty by 2012, the Navy said Thursday as the military ordered an end to one of its few remaining ... Read More

American Style Democracy Finally Arrives in Iraq

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 29, 2010 | Comments (3)

After years of war and bloodshed, we have finally been able to bring American style democracy to Iraq. On Monday an election recount will start in Baghdad. It is believed that the recount may take up to three weeks. Despite this success, the Iraqis still don’t know the joy of true democracy since their recount ... Read More

California Proves the World Wrong

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 28, 2010 | Comments (27)

Californians are often considered loony and far too liberal. A new ordinance for Santa Clara County is about to dispel that myth. Santa Clara County has become the first in the nation to ban plastic toys and trinkets as promotional items in fast food meals with more than 485 calories. As everyone knows, 485 is ... Read More

Outrageous Legislation to End Democracy

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 9, 2010 | Comments (18)

The Sarcasmist network of moles is reporting that there is new legislation about to be unveiled that will require news outlets to stop running ‘idiotic headlines’. “It is apparently being pushed by a Libertarian senator who is sick of exaggerated and provocative headlines that then disappoint with a mundane article about something that only vaguely ... Read More

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