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Drill Baby Drill! – Obama Proposes Offshore Drilling

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 31, 2010 | Comments (14)

White House medical staff is very concerned about President Obama’s mental state, and believe that the Neocons have managed to successfully launch a mind control campaign. This speculation has come about as a result of a recent announcement by the President about allowing offshore drilling in vast areas off of the East Coast. “The bottom ... Read More

No Mail on Saturdays

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 29, 2010 | Comments (14)

Apparently the US government will be considering a proposal from the United States Postal Service which is recommending the end to the 6-day delivery available to USPS customers. This move, says the USPS, would reduce the annual cost of the agency by $3 billion. It is believed that the mailbox manufacturing lobby is behind this ... Read More

Tanning Tax

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 26, 2010 | Comments (24)

The new healthcare bill contains some interesting language that might go unnoticed were it not for the Sarcasmist’s network of reporters (people who report things to me). One of the most interesting is the new indoor tanning salon tax, where indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10% tax beginning in July. Most think that ... Read More

Obamacare Backlash: GOP to Hold Breath Until Blue in the Face

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 25, 2010 | Comments (17)

In the wake of the passage of new sweeping healthcare legislation, despite vehement opposition from republicans as well as some democrats, GOP members are planning to go back to basics. “We are going to stage a protest against what we believe to be a clear violation of people’s rights. All GOP members of the US ... Read More

Biden to Attend Etiquette Classes for Potty-Mouth

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 24, 2010 | Comments (29)

Following an ‘F-bomb incident’ at a press conference, President Obama has issued an executive order which requires Vice President Joe Biden to attend several etiquette classes. This is due to Biden’s inability to discern between places where colorful language may be appropriate compared to times when he is standing in front of a podium at ... Read More

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