In a bold move, Congress has introduced an amendment to the languishing healthcare bill which promises to revolutionize U.S. healthcare. The amendment calls for veterinarians to be granted the right to treat humans for minor ailments. This amendment is projected to save billions of dollars a year in healthcare costs. What is more, there is ... Read More

The Democratic party seems to be slowly caving into Republican demands to eliminate insurance coverage for abortions. Even though the republicans are seemingly winning in an overwhelmingly democratic Congress, the true guile of the Democrats lies in the subtlety of their tactic. By allowing the restriction of abortions the democrats hope to have a new ... Read More

The security breach at the White House dinner by Mr. & Mrs. Salahi who were able to attend the dinner even though they had no invitations, has caused the U. S. Secret Service to take drastic measures in making sure that they can recover President Obama if he happens to get kidnapped. This decision to ... Read More

The GOP launches a probe into the theory that the planet Earth is not the center of the Universe. A key GOP senator is questioning the validity of Copernicus’ heliocentric cosmology. The probe claims that the visual inspection of the movement of the Sun in the sky clearly demonstrates that the Sun is in fact ... Read More

President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama’s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no ... Read More