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San Francisco politicians save kids from fat food

Written by The Sarcasmist on December 1, 2011 | Comments (2)

A new San Francisco city law designed to help make fast food (that comes with a toy) more healthy for kids has managed to instead just make Happy Meals more expensive–if you want it to come with a toy. San Francisco parents, starting Thursday, who buy a Happy Meal for their kids in hopes of ... Read More

Obama blames GOP for deficit gridlock

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 21, 2011 | Comments (1)

President Barack Obama has blamed the Republican Super Committee members for the failure of deficit reduction panel. He said that Republican lawmakers “refused to listen to the voices of reason and compromise.” How odd, I hear that that’s the same complaint the Republicans have about the Democratic panelists. The failure of the Super Committee has ... Read More

Tomato paste considered a vegetable

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 16, 2011 | Comments (5)

Congress is currently considering a spending bill which would deny funding for the new school lunch standards set forth by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. The new proposal is going to, in part, keep french fries and pizza on the menu, as is, without limiting their fat and salt content. What is more is that ... Read More

U.S. government denies the existence of aliens

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 8, 2011 | Comments (6)

The White House Office of Science & Technology Policy has commented about alien life and its presence, now or at any point in the past, on the planet Earth. Phil Larson of the White House Office of Science & Technology Policy wrote in a statement which was released on November 4th, saying that “The U.S. ... Read More

USPS runs out of important dead people

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 26, 2011 | Comments (5)

For the first time in history, the United States Postal Service will be considering having the image of a living person on a U.S. stamp. Previously, the U.S. Postal Service required that the person who was to be immortalized on a stamp would have to have been dead for at least five years. Even this ... Read More

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