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U.S. government denies the existence of aliens

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 8, 2011 | Comments (6)

The White House Office of Science & Technology Policy has commented about alien life and its presence, now or at any point in the past, on the planet Earth. Phil Larson of the White House Office of Science & Technology Policy wrote in a statement which was released on November 4th, saying that “The U.S. ... Read More

USPS runs out of important dead people

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 26, 2011 | Comments (5)

For the first time in history, the United States Postal Service will be considering having the image of a living person on a U.S. stamp. Previously, the U.S. Postal Service required that the person who was to be immortalized on a stamp would have to have been dead for at least five years. Even this ... Read More

Obama shows his white side

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 26, 2011 | Comments (13)

It seems that Obama has managed to find a way to annoy one of his staunchest supporters. Representative Maxine Waters (D-Calif) said this morning that one particular bit of Obama’s comments to the Congressional Black Caucus “a bit curious,” suggesting that he would never use the same tone or language with other communities. “I’m not ... Read More

US economic woes to be solved by cheaper muffins

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 21, 2011 | Comments (2)

Everyone knows that government has a talent to find new and novel ways of wasting money. Blowing  trillions of dollars on two unwinnable wars is unimaginative at best, so our officials tend to find more interesting ways of wasting taxpayer money. The newest method comes in the form of muffins and tea. A Justice Department ... Read More

President Obama calls out House Speaker Boehner

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 19, 2011 | Comments (6)

This morning President Obama outlined, in a speech, how he was planning on paying for his new jobs bill. Furthermore, he called out House Speaker John Boehner on his contradictory statement from his speech the previous week. Boehner’s speech said, in part… “If we want to create a better environment for job creation, politicians of ... Read More

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