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DOT proposing a ban on electronic cigarettes on commercial flights

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 15, 2011 | Comments (41)

A new proposal from the Department of Transportation would put in place a federal rule that would explicitly ban electronic cigarettes on all domestic and international commercial flights in the United States. For those of you unfamiliar with what electronic cigarettes are, I’ll provide a brief overview. Electronic cigarettes are the latest innovation in douchebag ... Read More

Creator of TSA down on his own creation

Written by Sarcasmo on September 15, 2011 | Comments (5)

Rep. John Mica has admitted that the TSA is utterly broken.  He’d like to see screeners privatized and the agency dismantled.  Yeah, that’ll make it better.  Let’s go from wholly under-qualified, poorly trained government employees to rent-a-cops and mercenaries with a profit motive.  That’ll fix it. So why does Rep. Mica want to scrub the ... Read More

Did Vietnam teach us nothing?

Written by Sarcasmo on September 13, 2011 | Comments (6)

 John Pistole, head of the TSA, mentioned back in June that terrorists might use kids.  “We need to use common sense.”  Exactly.  We’ve all heard the horror stories of the Vietnam War where children with explosives strapped to them would innocently stroll into a bar with soldiers.  The results were, needless to say, not good.  ... Read More

Social Security a Ponzi scheme!

Written by Sarcasmo on September 8, 2011 | Comments (24)

I never realized it until Governor Perry showed me the light during the GOP debate but it’s true:  the entire Social Security system is a giant Ponzi scheme!  Let’s look at the evidence . . . I “invest” in Social Security and then get paid when I retire with other people’s “investments”.  Yup.  That’s the ... Read More

President Obama’s joint session speech scheduling “debacle”

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2011 | Comments (6)

Did President Obama just manipulate the House into doing his bidding while simultaneously getting free publicity?  The facts are these: 1. Obama wanted to schedule a joint session of Congress to discuss his jobs creation proposal, mere hours after they returned from recess. 2. The original timing conflicts with a Republican presidential debate being held ... Read More

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