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Stuff some cash next to your junk (for the TSA)

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 25, 2012 - Comments (1)

The agency that continues to provide entertainment for the masses, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), has now been accused of allegedly aiding drug traffickers.

Four (current and former) TSA screeners from the Los Angeles International Airport have been arrested for allowing suitcases filled with cocaine, methamphetamine or marijuana to pass through security checkpoints in exchange for cash. The screeners who were arrested Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, reportedly accepted up to $2,400 in bribes in exchange for allowing the shipments of drugs to pass through LAX security checkpoints.

So next time you are about the be fondled by a TSA agent, just slip a crisp $1 bill (apparently they don’t charge much, even for drugs) next to your hooha and you’ll be allowed to move through right after the first grope.

One Comment

  1. nightingale801

    *lol* Coming Next: Stuff your pants with a tube sock and smile at the TSA agent:D

    . . . and Oh my TSA agents can be corrupt as well:D What a surprise:p

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