The Orange Juice Party Is Here!
The Party With Pulp!
The latest of the breakfast beverage parties has taken the political scene by storm. In a response to the Tea Party and the Coffee Party, a growing number of activists have joined together to create the Orange Juice Party.
“We are tired of all these wannabe political activists starting idiotic parties, and spewing their rhetoric. The Orange Juice Party is the real representative of the American people and what the founding fathers had in mind when they established this great country of ours. The rhetoric we are going to spew is fresher and has more pulp than those nut jobs in the Tea and Coffee parties,” said the self-anointed leader of the Orange Juice Party, Jack A. Silva.
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Interesting to use the term spewing with view to orange juice. I do know that the younger generation neither like coffee or tea so I suspect this will go down well.
Far be it for me to compare Oranges to Apples. Although the father of our nation was definitely an cherry fan and he led us to victory in the Revolutionary War. I am behind the Oragne Juice Party but please welcome those who drink to a different drummer. One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and juice for all.
This is pretty funny
The gourd!! Follow the gourd!!!!!
“It’s soooo round and firm ,smells oooo too good and you squeeze
it as hard as you can, then you are rewarded with juices that make
you pucker your wet lips and swallow the best part of a man-
derine orange………yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
At least it’s not the lemon party.
I’d start the French Toast Party, myself, but frankly, we’ve moved far enough away from American exceptionalism as it is (and the same goes for the Belgian Waffle Party, unfortunately). I’d propose the formation of the Grand Slam Breakfast Party, but that would have the smell of corporate sponsorship all over it. Can’t go with Pancake Party, ’cause Southerners would call ‘em Hot Cakes, and that would automatically divide us, yet again. And Bacon and Eggs Party would upset the health nuts and the vegans. *rolls eyes* And the Fresh Fruits Party just … just, no. So, I’m gonna have to go with the Breakfast Cereal Party. *grins*
Or a handful of nuts party
Consider the prune juice movement .
Kool-aid Party
This party isn’t headed by James Jones is it? If so, count me in!
If we’re going down the Founding Fathers Happy Trail, shouldn’t we use pineapple juice instead? The pineapple was used as a sign of welcome in the colonies.
Or are pineapples too reminiscent of Hawaii, home of our prez? Because he’s a Mooslim, you know; just ask Glen of the Beck.