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The TSA does it again! No they didn’t grope another old lady.

Written by The Sarcasmist on February 3, 2012 - Comments (2)

The New York Police Department has reported that a Transportation Security Administration agent swiped $5,000 from the jacket of a passenger who was passing through the security check-point at the JFK airport.

Video surveillance cameras caught Alexandra Schmid, 31, of Brooklyn, taking the cash from the man’s jacket pocket Wednesday night as it moved along an X-ray conveyor belt, Port Authority Police say. (NY Daily News)

Schmid used a plastic glove to hide the cash, and then snuck off to the bathroom. Police have not yet been able to recover the cash. She is being held at the Queens Criminal Court on charges of grand larceny.

The TSA is trying to take attention away from all the groping and molesting by stealing. Brilliant!

Comments

  1. You can either take your dignity with you through airport security, or you can take your cash. Can’t have both.

  2. Hey nightingale801, are you there? I miss you!

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