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Fisting better than dirty fingers

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 29, 2014 | Comments

A new study published by the American Journal of Infection Control has concluded that fist bumps transfer 90% less bacteria than the traditional handshake. “People rarely think about the health implications of shaking hands,” said Dr. Dave Whitworth, a co-author of the new study. Handshakes transfer more bacteria because there is a larger surface area ... Read More

Fat kids unaware of their fatness

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 23, 2014 | Comments (1)

A recent study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s National Center for Health Statistics has revealed that almost one-third of obese children think they are less fat than they actually are. “If people perceive their weight accurately, they can start weight-control behavior,” said Neda Sarafrazi, the lead researcher of the study. (HealthDay) ... Read More

Using bacon as a form of covert population control

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 16, 2013 | Comments

A new study presented at the American Society of Reproductive Medicine claims that men who consume more than half a serving of process meats, such as bacon, each day have significantly fewer “healthy” sperm relative to other men. The study was conducted by researchers from Harvard University which is being met by skepticism by some ... Read More

Walnuts are good for your nuts

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 16, 2012 | Comments (2)

A new study claims that men can improve the quality of their sperm by eating a daily ration of walnuts. The study, funded in part by the California Walnut Commission, shows men who consumed 75 grams of walnut a day for a period of twelve weeks had better sperm quality compared to when they started ... Read More

Israeli researchers develop marijuana without the annoying high

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 3, 2012 | Comments (4)

Soon to be the most unpopular researchers in artist colonies (and elsewhere), scientists from Tikun Olam, and Israeli company have developed a cannabis plant which has all the health benefits without any of the high associated with traditional marijuana. Once this new form of marijuana hits the U.S. markets and prescribed by doctors, there is ... Read More

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