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Apple is suffering from anorexia

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 16, 2014 | Comments (1)

Today Apple revealed the latest generation iPad, called iPad Air 2, and much of the unveiling event revolved around how thin the new iPad was. As the product was introduced at the latest Apple event, the thinness was harped on over and over. The 6.1mm thickness thinness was mentioned more times, during the unveiling, than ... Read More

NBC correspondent breaks Ebola quarantine, says ‘sorry’

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 14, 2014 | Comments

NBC medial correspondent, Nancy Snyderman, has publically apologized for breaking the quarantine under which she and her crew were placed, after a freelance photographer who was working with her team in Liberia was diagnosed with Ebola. It has been reported that she was seen getting soup from a New Jersey Restaurant. She released a statement ... Read More

Ebola the next AIDS?

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 9, 2014 | Comments (1)

The director of the Centers for Disease Control seems to think that Ebola could be the next AIDS if not dealt with properly and promptly. “I would say that in the 30 years I’ve been working in public health, the only thing like this has been AIDS. It’s going to be a long fight. We ... Read More

Wright brothers bring Ebola to U.S. shores

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 2, 2014 | Comments (1)

As you know, Ebola has been the cause of over 3,000 deaths in Africa, and has struck fear into the hearts of millions more. Thanks to the Wright brothers, Ebola is now here in the US. You may think that it is irrational to blame the Wright brothers for what is clearly a failure of ... Read More

Fisting better than dirty fingers

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 29, 2014 | Comments

A new study published by the American Journal of Infection Control has concluded that fist bumps transfer 90% less bacteria than the traditional handshake. “People rarely think about the health implications of shaking hands,” said Dr. Dave Whitworth, a co-author of the new study. Handshakes transfer more bacteria because there is a larger surface area ... Read More

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