Wear it proudly!
The Sarcasmist, in its continuing humanitarian efforts, has just launched the most ambitious effort to eliminate hemorrhoids.
As one of the most embarrassing and uncomfortable topics to bring up, hemorrhoids have been a pain in the ass for too long! The Sarcasmist is determined to shine new light on where the sun don’t shine and to start a movement that is bound to make ass bulges a thing of the past.
To take advantage of the power of social media to raise awareness, The Sarcasmist is asking all the Hemorrhoid Awareness Campaign supporters to put up the color of their stool as their Facebook status.
Thank you everyone for your support!
As a member of the nudist community, I support this effort, to eradicate an uncomfortable and visually embarrassing problem.
lmao this has to be your best post yet!
wow this is awesome
You will not believe how many medications I have tried to get rid of these buggers, but I never realized a mass posting on facebook would cure me of my problems until I saw the testimonials from women who no longer have breast cancer. Thanks for opening up my eyes to a brighter and less painful future!
Finally! A topic that promises to bring true harmony to this world. After the christmas season, it couldn’t be any clearer that the one thing that keeps us connected, our common bond, assholes. I look at you and what do I see? My own ass. If we could only get 5,000 signatures, we could petition for a law to make all thongs equal: a two-stringer for those of us who then can walk hand-in-hand with everyone else no longer tortured by that narrow strip that has a mind of its own, always repositioning itself on the swollen bulge of my nether regions. Then, we will honestly be able to say, “All thongs being equal … “
Wow…a to think I sometimes have trouble finding topics to blog about. Hilarious!!
It’s time that someone got to the bottom of this problem
only ASSWHOLES would support Hemrroid Awareness, and as a fellow asswhole, I say let’s nip this disease in the butt!
Thanks Sarcasmist for all you do!
If I had a choice between a broom handle and a hemorrhoid, I’d pick the broom handle.
The subject of a painful ass is always most amusing. But what good are hoids anyway.
Next we should raise awareness for dysentery. Did you know it’s the second largest killer of children in the United States? Because kids can’t figure out how to drink water.
What good are roids, DubJ? Well, my cheeks are burning so they must be getting red. It could be the warmth of all the love that came from digging deep. But there is a HOLE lotta luv in this place. Could be that we’ll have to rethink symbolism for valentines day cuz luv? Well, it’s all in your …
Not to be a pain in the ass – BUT I wonder how many women stopped to think that the “what color is your bra” post campaign did more to help lingerie makers know what the in colors are than to cure breast cancer. I personally dont suffer from hemmeroids – as my ex says Im a perfect asshole.. But Ill proudly say “Cocoa Brown with Embedded Corn Kernels”
This topic is better suited to the national hemorrhoid society.
We won’t eliminate them until folks learn how to defecate.
Yes, there’s a technique.
Yes, you can do it wrong.
No, I’m not gonna elucidate.
It’s not difficult – figure it out.
Just relax…