Health & Beauty
Designer Vaginas
In a new surge to build self confidence, women are turning to labiaplasty, a cosmetic procedure which is meant to reduce the size of the labia minora (irony anyone?), in an attempt to make the vagina more attractive (Times Online). Unfortunately, these women are being fleeced of thousands of dollars without knowing the reality of [...]
Doctors Working on Growing Breasts
Researchers in Australia are working on developing a method to re-grow breast tissue following surgery. This process is being developed to help women regain their form and self confidence after going through the heart-wrenching experience of a mastectomy. The procedure is still in such an early stage that the researchers are hesitant to start talking [...]
Study: Men Six Times More Douchey Than Women
A U.S. study of men and women suffering from cancer has revealed that “women are six times more likely to end up separated or divorced if they are diagnosed with cancer or multiple sclerosis than if their male partners were facing the same illness.” (Reuters)
There is obviously a scientific explanation for this. It can’t possibly [...]
Lose Weight Using Math
In yet another humanitarian effort by the Sarcasmist, he is determined to put an end to FATS (Fat Assault Through Spillover). It is a well known fact that airplane travel is exceedingly uncomfortable due to the tiny seats (which only recline half an inch), and the constant hum of the jet engines (to name [...]
Children’s Vulnerability to H1N1 Tied Directly to Pharma Stock Prices
Surprisingly, new government studies confirm that children under the age of 9 will need two doses of the H1N1 vaccine in order to be fully protected against the virus. Thank God our government is not bought-and-paid-for by the pharmaceutical companies, otherwise they might have only given us just the one dose!
The H1N1 virus has so [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
